Sick Nick Sentencing Game

[Null]

Winners who guessed 40 years:
@DirkBloodStormKing
@AnOminous (strangely, maybe he rigged it)
@hood LOLCOW
@Super Collie

Winners who guessed eligible for parole:
@Karen
@MakeItRain
@Trickie
@VLAD
@DementedCupcake
@Ausyarr
@Blake Bumbleby
@hard2heart2heart
@Hodor
@Randall Fragg
@Smokey
@Pickle Inspector
@lolwut
@Strelok
@chimpburgers
@Ass Manager 3000
@KatsuKitty

These people guessed parole correctly but did not identify themselves.
"@DarksydeDandy"
"@PowerToolHero"
"@BrotherPez"
"@Ms_Debano"
"@GallowsCrow"
"@BLACKHANDPATH"
"@WoSindDieKinder"
"@Petite_Fairy"

 

[Null]

@AnOminous tells me that 40 years is the statutory maximum sentence.

Maximum sentence winners:
@Null (ye)
@Olhelm
@Cubanodun (I think? Unless someone else is @Cubanoman)
@lolwut
@chimpburgers

"@Petite_Fairy", again, which makes the only person who got both right is someone I don't know the identity of.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous tells me that 40 years is the statutory maximum sentence.

Maximum sentence winners:
@Null (ye)
@Olhelm
@Cubanodun (I think? Unless someone else is @Cubanoman)
@lolwut
@chimpburgers

"@Petite_Fairy", again, which makes the only person who got both right is someone I don't know the identity of.

I'm assuming this is the max on the most serious count and that the lesser counts got sentenced concurrently, but I didn't ask the clerk for a breakdown. Those details will show up eventually. He theoretically could have faced more time if sentenced consecutively but I predicted that wouldn't happen and I think it didn't.

 

[女鬼]

These people guessed parole correctly but did not identify themselves.
"@DarksydeDandy"
"@PowerToolHero"
"@BrotherPez"
"@Ms_Debano"
"@GallowsCrow"
"@BLACKHANDPATH"
"@WoSindDieKinder"
"@Petite_Fairy"

"WoSindDieKinder" is my twitter, whoops

 

[Olhelm]

@AnOminous tells me that 40 years is the statutory maximum sentence.

Maximum sentence winners:
@Null (ye)
@Olhelm
@Cubanodun (I think? Unless someone else is @Cubanoman)
@lolwut
@chimpburgers

"@Petite_Fairy", again, which makes the only person who got both right is someone I don't know the identity of.

I'd like to thank the committee...

... of officials who sentenced Nick.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Thanks @Null!

 

[Cuck Norris]

Don't get your hopes up too much. If he gets raped and murdered before he gets parole I still win because he technically will have spent the rest of his life in prison.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

@AnOminous tells me that 40 years is the statutory maximum sentence.

Maximum sentence winners:
@Null (ye)
@Olhelm
@Cubanodun (I think? Unless someone else is @Cubanoman)
@lolwut
@chimpburgers

"@Petite_Fairy", again, which makes the only person who got both right is someone I don't know the identity of.

Just tweeted at you, Petite_Fairy is this Kiwi

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I was right about parole but I tweeted to you instead of the hashtag. Can I still win?

 

[Ouija Board]

Wow I don't know if I got it right. I am know as Dow Jones @RavenWeather or something like that on Twitter.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I'm actually relatively glad to have guessed wrong, in this case.