Should we legalize not having sex?

[byuu]

As we all know, incels are the most oppressed group on the planet.
And most would say: For good reason.

But I'm beginning to think that maybe those perverted non-sexual acts that incels permanently engage in should not be against the law.

Now please hear me out - I'm not some crazy hippy who thinks incels should be able to vote or ever be accepted into society.
But I can't help but think that it's really none of the government's business what someone doesn't do in the privacy of his own home. No matter how pathetic it may be - as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

What do you guys think?

 

[Marco Fucko]

OP lives in Germany, it's only a matter of time until the Islamic Republic of Deutschland legalizes rape to incentivize women to wear the hijab.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Absolutely not. If you're not balls-deep in a 10/10 blonde cheerleader at all times, you deserve to be gassed tbh.

 

[Kaede Akamatsu]

No. Incels deserve to be oppressed.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

WTF! Are you implying that not having a girlfriend is a crime? If you do, go fuck yourself.

 

[byuu]

OP lives in Germany

You might not agree with my post but please don't doxXx me like that!
My controversial views on incels made me many political enemies.

 

[Pissmaster]

WTF! Are you implying that not having a girlfriend is a crime? If you do, go fuck yourself.

Alright buddy, hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.

 

[NerdShamer]

Alright buddy, hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.

You have an right to be raped. If you do not have an rapist, one will be provided for you by the prison.

 

[Marco Fucko]

You have an right to be raped. If you do not have an rapist, one will be provided for you by the prison.

I would work as a prison rapist if the inmate population was whiter and cuter tbh.

 

[Pina Colada]

OK, coomer.

 

[Alpacawitz]

You have an right to be raped. If you do not have an rapist, one will be provided for you by the prison.

Do you also get the right to spit or swallow?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I agree. Sex is essentially breathing with a few extra steps, thus those who don’t have it are not only dangerous to society at large but possibly not even alive in a sense we could possibly understand.

 

[Calooby]

You are not allowed to have sex with a woman if you are the following:
*Under 6'0
*Fat
*Have a penis under the size of 7"
*No muscles
*Poor
*Unemployed
*Have any acne
*A grower of hair on the neck region

Feel free to add on to this since I feel like I'm probably missing a LOT.

 

[WeeMars]

I believe in the concept of the creation of a new species that look human but are completely unrelated to be used as sex slaves so that incels will no longer exist. It's either this, or state sponsored girlfriends. Pick one people.

 

[Where Do You Find Them?]

We should legalize drugs, nukes and murder. I figure the incel problem will sort itself out one way or another.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

What if you don't have sex because you instead do things that feel better than sex with that time and money?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

OP lives in Germany, it's only a matter of time until the Islamic Republic of Deutschland legalizes rape to incentivize women to wear the hijab.

With Mia Khalifa having made the hijab fetish more mainstream, I think the plan (to their preference) has to be upped to "niqab" or "burqa" instead.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

Take it from someone who knows, if they haven't had any pussy by the time they're twenty.
They're better off dead.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's called abstinence little nigger!

 

[Maskull]

I promise that if you elect me I will put an onahole in every pot.