Should we embrace wife kidnapping?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Bride kidnapping - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Bride-kidnapping is a tradition of many peoples around the world. In it, a man acquires a wife by kidnapping her. By social custom, if he can keep himself and her hid away for long enough, the bride's family has to accept the marriage and make peace.

Unlike arranged marriages, the man has his choice of who to kidnap. However, he cannot just buy his wife, nor can he use underhanded psychological manipulation like "romance" or "compatibility."

Bride-kidnapping ensures that inferior genes will be wiped from the gene pool as beta males and incels are incapable of successfully raiding another town and living to tell the tale, or are unwilling.

For those men who cannot kidnap a wife by 30, they will be castrated and made into eunuchs.

 

[millais]

It will force the men to not skip leg day and cardio, because upper body strength alone will not be enough to guarantee successful flight from pursuers while carrying a 100-150 lb deadweight

 

[Rand /pol/]

>marriage

lmao nigga ever heard of "ejaculate and evacuate"?

 

[AJ 447]

No, you psycho

 

[mr.moon1488]

Bride kidnapping - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Bride-kidnapping is a tradition of many peoples around the world. In it, a man acquires a wife by kidnapping her. By social custom, if he can keep himself and her hid away for long enough, the bride's family has to accept the marriage and make peace.

Unlike arranged marriages, the man has his choice of who to kidnap. However, he cannot just buy his wife, nor can he use underhanded psychological manipulation like "romance" or "compatibility."

Bride-kidnapping ensures that inferior genes will be wiped from the gene pool as beta males and incels are incapable of successfully raiding another town and living to tell the tale, or are unwilling.

For those men who cannot kidnap a wife by 30, they will be castrated and made into eunuchs.

Should get an actual petition started for this, just to watch people flip out.

 

[nagant 1895]

How is this even a question? It's like asking "should animals behave like they are animals?"

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I don't think this is how I'm supposed to woo Her.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I feel like this thread is going to get dumped on Spergatory.

 

[HG 400]

No, women are people too and we should respect their basic human rights.

 

[Nobunaga]

No, women are people too and we should respect their basic human rights.

What if the women consents though?

 

[Terminus Est]

This is the most faggoted thread I've seen in a while.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

What if the women consents though?

Better be some good D. And not a narc.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Isn't this a common trend in Western Harlequinn smut? I'd be surprised if it's not.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

It will force the men to not skip leg day and cardio, because upper body strength alone will not be enough to guarantee successful flight from pursuers while carrying a 100-150 lb deadweight

Dead weight....how dare you say that about the love of your life!!!!!! jk

 

[Anonymous For This]

I feel like you wanted a thread discussing the culture (and fucking outright horror) of wife-kidnapping and somehow managed to word it the most autistic way possible.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here. Don't fuck me.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Isn't this a common trend in Western Harlequinn smut? I'd be surprised if it's not.

Oh yeah, being kidnapped and ravished by Fabio is a common fantasy. It's also one that I'm not terribly willing to personally fulfill.

 

[Basil II]

>marriageVer archivo adjunto 810689
lmao nigga ever heard of "ejaculate and evacuate"?

what if the ass is phat and you wanna smash again.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

No, women are people too and we should respect their basic human rights.

What does them being people have to do with this? You realize people are compelled into things they don't want to do all the time by the government?

Wife kidnapping is good for women because it ensures that they'll be married to a manly man who's a capable warrior, and not some pussy who's just worried about vidya, or his retirement fund, or "feelings." And that's what keeps your tribe safe.

 

[HG 400]

What if the women consents though?

Then it's not actually kidnapping, it's just a traditional staged ritual no different from the western custom of exchanging rings or the slavic custom of threatening to behead the bride three times. And that's fine.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

What does them being people have to do with this? You realize people are compelled into things they don't want to do all the time by the government?

Wife kidnapping is good for women because it ensures that they'll be married to a manly man who's a capable warrior, and not some pussy who's just worried about vidya, or his retirement fund, or "feelings." And that's what keeps your tribe safe.

I don't want to disagree about the last part. A man who has never worn birkenstocks or gotten a manicure is getting rarer than ever these days. I don't blame women for wanting a more rugged man than the modern soyboy.

Still not going to kidnap her tho'