Should only one vaccine be enough?

[Alex Hogendorp]

I remember when I got the Moderna Vaccine, My arm felt stiff for a few days and I was even nauseated and discolored the first 30 minutes after taking the shot. I often wondered if there were aftereffects about vaccines that would effect people in the long term. I wonder why does COVID require 2 vaccines instead of one?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

500000 vaccines every day or else you're an anti-vaxxer.

 

[TenMilesWide]

The first jab is the microchips, the second and any after are software updates, DLC, and physical add-ons.

 

[David Brown]

They do two vaccines because they just claim it's necessary. Trust the pharmaceutical company. They are the experts. They know, you don't. Oxycontin is not addictive.

 

[themasterlurker]

They want to do monthly boosters or something so idk

 

[Blasterisk]

I swiped a few extra doses on my way out of the doc's office and shoot 'em right into my eyes any time I think somebody near me might have covid.

Burns a little, but you get used to it.

 

[Thomas Highway]

I associate the idea of a vaccine being I take a shot once and then I'm good.

I mean, a flu shot ain't called a flu vaccine. It's called a flu shot.

 

[A Gay Retard]

J&J/Janssen nigga

I'm a shareholder though.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

The first jab is the microchips, the second and any after are software updates, DLC, and physical add-ons.

I have some homebrew apps on my Covid microchip, it's pretty sweet

 

[AIM Henchman]

Just get a shot of each vaccine, then your are the most protected and enriched. Plus you get to collect vaccine cards like passport stamps, or Pokemon.

Unless you hate science and want your country to fall into the plague-ridden Dark Ages again.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

You're behind the times if you don't an IV drip of every freshly developed biotechnological concoction in your neovagina.

 

[MarquisDeStatic]

The first shot contains all the heavy metals and dangerous shit they put in it to kill you. The second shot contains even more just to make sure you die in 2 to 3 years.

 

[TenMilesWide]

I have some homebrew apps on my Covid microchip, it's pretty sweet

I hear if you jailbreak the nanomachines the NWO sends a cyborg ninja to kill you, so I haven't tried it yet.

 

[stares at error messages]

I remember when I got the Moderna Vaccine, My arm felt stiff for a few days and I was even nauseated and discolored the first 30 minutes after taking the shot. I often wondered if there were aftereffects about vaccines that would effect people in the long term. I wonder why does COVID require 2 vaccines instead of one?

No, you'll also need to take an L-pill, that way you will never get covid.

 

[Penis Drager]

The first jab is the microchips, the second and any after are software updates, DLC, and physical add-ons.

Which update keeps my dick from falling off? Or have they not patched that yet?

 

[TenMilesWide]

Which update keeps my dick from falling off? Or have they not patched that yet?

Oh no no, the dick falling off was part of an update, this is an intended feature now. If you try to backdate it, they will find you.

 

[Secret Messages]

Drain your blood and recirculate your body with Pfizer™ Hemosynth Vaxxsaline™ or you have to wear a mask in the shower, you dirty superspreader.

 

[HullDown]

Pfizer nigga here, my dick grew three inches for each shot. Can't wait for the third dosage to finally be average.