Should I use internet slang in real life?

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Example:

Hello my chuds and xisters! I just found a hella CRAZY trvthnvke, you won't BELIEVE the clitty leakage that this will cause everywhere, geg. It's such a powerlevel man, yall *transheart* n*ggas will not believe it.

Do I sound cool?

 

[CallmeCicada]

No, people who that sound dumb. Unless...

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Maybe practice your internet slang on the internet first. Lesson 1, you should have said irl instead of typing "in real life." Just believe in yourself bro, you got this. Nobody can be a better you than you.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Yes but only slang decades out of date like roflcopter and epic fail.

 

[Character from a movie]

Say "unalive" instead of "die", people's reactions will be so funny.

 

[Laburnum]

If I heard somebody talking like that IRL, I wouldn't say anything or give any outward reaction but I would think to myself, 'that's a pretty cool dude'.