Should I sell my body for a PS5?

[Damien Thorne]

I do not have enough cash for a current gen console. I am thinking of putting on my tightest leather pants and hitting a street corner to sell my body for video games. I could even be my own pimp in this case. I would not charge by the inch - I would charge by the foot.

 

[Vingle]

Yes, remember to film and upload it to the farms.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

I think @Marissa Moira may be able to hook you up with any Sony product you desire. Try selling to that user first.

 

[DicksOutForBurgers]

Only if you intend to use it to play Demon's Souls.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Get a PC you savage.

 

[The Magnificence]

That's a whole lot of nickel blowjobs to have to give, but you do you.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I don't think selling your body is going to solve the semiconductor shortage that prevents you from reliably buying one in the first place, so no.

 

[truserionamea]

No, keep your kidneys.

oh wait you're using SWERF language to talk about sexwork. If you can get a PS5 for a little sucking then you just saved yourself the cost of a PS5.

 

[truserionamea]

Street corners can be risky btw. Provide your services from an apartment or one of those massage places and advertise online. If you advertise online you can also try to pass yourself off as high-class instead of a trashy streetwalker and charge a lot more.

You're welcome.

 

[Gravemind]

Correct.

Disclaimer: You may not be able to play a PS5 without your body, but it may or may not be worth the cost anyway.