Should I kill my vegan friend?

[Crex Crex]

Discuss.

 

[Dysnomia]

Unless you are going to eat them, no. That's a waste of meat.

 

[Moths]

Eat her instead

 

[DankSmoker]

Keep bringing up everyday objects that use animal by-products until she does it herself.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Herbivores objectively taste good, and her diet of vegetables and plant based byproduct oils has to have given her excellent layers of fat in between lean meats. I would suggest you kill her medium rare.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Plus vegans have a lower carbon footprint so it’s more utilitarian than eating omnivores (I think Peter Singer said that).

Under Trump, I hope we can farm vegans for food.

 

[Exister]

Eat her instead

Eat her out instead

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Make blueberry muffins for her, and spike them with bacon

 

[Clitonium]

Feed her herself

 

[Crex Crex]

Herbivores objectively taste good, and her diet of vegetables and plant based byproduct oils has to have given her excellent layers of fat in between lean meats. I would suggest you kill her medium rare.

She's a stick though, maybe I can use her as low-fat protein.

 

[Pagan Min]

Killing a vegan is the same as cutting the head off a hydra -- two more will spring up to take her place... RUN!!! RUN FAR AWAY!!!