Should I get another duck?

[Pruto]

I have a duck. Should I get another one so they can be playmates?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Sure, as long your duck pond, lake or whatever is large enough for two ducks.

 

[Foxxo]

Yes. Just remember to clean up after them.

 

[General Tug Boat]

As long as it isn't a bent duck then you should be fine.

 

[Quijibo69]

You can never have enough dick.

 

[ditto]

Sure but it'll cost you in cigarettes

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

You can never have enough ducks. quack.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Can you tell us a bit about your duck- is it a companion animal, is it allowed to run around freely outside the way it’s meant to, etc. preferably post a short video. Then I’ll give my answer.

 

[Pruto]

Can you tell us a bit about your duck- is it a companion animal, is it allowed to run around freely outside the way it’s meant to, etc. preferably post a short video. Then I’ll give my answer.

I got it instead of a guard dog because I heard all male ducks are interspecies rapists and they have a grappling hook penis.

I'd show you a video of his penis but I'm afraid that content might break some decency laws in my state.

 

[Meat Target]