Should I get a vasectomy?

[Vulva Gape]

Title. I don't really want kids and to have some crazy bitch I fuck poke a hole in the condom and get me to pay her for 18 years.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Just use a hammer and upload it...do not forget to archive.

 

[Bec]

Only if your wife promises to get you a Nintendo Switch™ afterwards.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

no. just wear a condom or tell the stupid bitch to use pills.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Don't forget to change your username to "Epididymis Gap" afterwards.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Find somebody to marry and love, they exist and it's a better time then ever to start a family.
It's a far better alternative then anything else in this thread.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Anyone wondering this is too weak that anyone would want them to breed anyway.

 

[Caddchef]

Just tie a knot in it.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Yes. Do it, do it.

 

[The Real Me]

No, simply supply your own condoms and only stick your dick in bitches that won’t steal them fo later. Vasectomies can also result in a lower sex drive.

 

[DumbDude42]

picture of OP:

Spoiler

 

[Neko GF]

Will we get the KF equivalent of this picture?

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

I believe the troon platoon is that way

 

[Null]

just slice the whole thing off homie

 

[Bad Gateway]

Sure go for it, whatever, doesn't matter. Anybody retarded enough to be like "lol cut of benis" lacks a frame of reference for the question, and if you had a chance to actually use your cum, you wouldn't be considering this. So what difference does it make, incel?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Find somebody to marry and love, they exist

Oh man we used to play pranks on my crazed elderly neighbor like this all the time when we were kids. We'd have one of my friends go screaming into the nearby woods about a sasquatch or some cryptid and he'd 100% buy it every time and go running out with a full arsenal ready to show that product of secret government research who's boss.

 

[Kamikaze]

Title. I don't really want kids and to have some crazy bitch I fuck poke a hole in the condom and get me to pay her for 18 years.

Yes, if you'll give up your ability to reproduce for such retarded reasons, you're better out of the gene pool.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Move to Utah, Saudi Arabia or some other place that recognizes polygamous marriage. Marry two women. Impregnate one of them, and get the other to raise the child for you. Impregnate the other woman, and repeat the process with the roles reversed. You end up with at least two biological children, but don't have to raise either one. It's a win for everyone involved.

 

[Shroom King]

Date a woman with big boobs, and hang your pearl necklace on her rack every night instead.

 

[Banditotron]

Can you still produce seminal fluid if you get the snip? How does this work

 

[Swiss46]

Bro just don't stick your dick in crazy. If you're seriously weighing risk free art hoe pussy against working balls you probably never were a man to begin with.