Should I finally stop sticking random objects up my butt?

[Bob's Vagene]

So just to explain, I've been doing this for a long time in the name of science. My goal was to see what was the biggest thing I could get up there. But now I'm starting to worry I've gone too far. Earlier this morning I was trying to take a poop and I'm pretty sure that a part of my butt fell out of my butt. To be honest, I'm a little scared and worried. Do you think it's time I finally stop this science experiment?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

No.
winners never quit & quitters never win