Should I become a lolcow and kill myself?

[Figger Nucker]

I'm tired of you bully jerks. I'm going to blame all of you!

 

[Deunan]

Depends, are you going to troon out?

 

[Figger Nucker]

Depends, are you going to troon out?

No. I am a gay BIPOC furry though.

 

[Not an Hero]

Just cut to the chase and skip the first part.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Killing yourself is gay and unoriginal. If you are sick of your life run away and start a new life or at least storm Sentinel Island or try to break a world record at something risky- for posterity.

 

[Tram Fan]

No. I am a gay BIPOC furry though.

im sorry but if you're not a tranny or a least gender fluid it doesn't count. being gay was cool in 00s

 

[Figger Nucker]

Killing yourself is gay and unoriginal. If you are sick of your life run away and start a new life or at least storm Sentinel Island or try to break a world record at something risky- for posterity.

Sir, I cannot blame Kiwifarms for that and take down you dang dirty trolls once and for all.

 

[Kirby]

one of the rules of being a lolcow is that you cant want to be one

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

skip the first part.

Too late

 

[Pruto]

no, that's my shtick, get your own, faggot.

 

[Le b0wski]

If we know you will kill yourself already then won't it spoil the surprise?

 

[Figger Nucker]

no, that's my shtick, get your own, faggot.

May the best lolcow win

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

No. I am a gay BIPOC furry though.

Why?

 

[The Lawgiver]

The only recent lolcow I can think of killing himself is Joe winko, and that wasn't tied to his "lolcow" status but rather long term life issue shit where he saw it as his only "out" from everything. and planned it for a good few years.. Lolcows are mainly first and foremost people that are unintentionally funny at times and can be "milked" for good fun laughs by just conversing with them or watching their antics. Though joe was a "lolcow" he wasn't one in the standard stereotypical sense. Guy was just fun and odd. Him clearly trying to somewhat soften the blow by scheduling a bunch of post-mortem posts is kind of touching in a way honestly.

Anyways my point is "gay bipoc furry" ain't gonna cut it for a thread. This ain't post progstack invasion OWS nigger!

 

[Figger Nucker]

Anyways my point is "gay bipoc furry" ain't gonna cut it for a thread. This ain't post progstack invasion OWS nigger!

I'm gonna blow you all away, then myself. You'll see!

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'm gonna blow you all away, then myself. You'll see!

:33 < no you wont
:33 < fucker
:33 < nigger

 

[Freaky Flicker]

just play Megaman 3 or PacMan World dude

 

[The Lawgiver]

just play Megaman 3 or PacMan World dude

the freaky fick the flick the frick flic de freak the freak the flip the flip the FUCK

 

[Mister Mint]

Gonna have to outdo Winko. He gave us two camera angles and follow up videos posthumously. You've got big shoes to fill.