Should Funyuns be spelled "Funyuns" or "Funions"????????????? - ?

[Cats]

Fact: you should never pick up and eat a funyon dropped on the carpet. it's rough texture is actually billions of small "hooks" of corn starch that will snare and gather Deadly Bacterias



Fact: They are called "funyuns" because they are supposed to be "fun" to eat (they aren't, they hurt my mouth my sensitive mouth)

this was going to be a Long and fun thread with craiyon images and Facts but I accidentally hit "post"

 

[Apochrypha]

I feel like this is one of those Mandela Effect scenarios...I could've sworn they were always just spelled "funions."

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Fun Onions

 

[DumbDude43]

fonions

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Hairyuns

 

[Agarathium1066]

I used to love funyuns but I swear to god they are designed purely to tear your mouth to ribbons.

 

[A-Stump]

Niggers love Funyuns

 

[Just A Butt]

 

[SNU]

They wanted to make sure even the biggest retard could pronounce it. They didn't want their customer service phone number tied up all day with people asking "what's a fun-ee-on?"

 

[The Great Citracett]

Hooked on Phonions

 

[analrapist]

it's rough texture is actually billions of small "hooks" of corn starch that will snare and gather Deadly Bacterias

bacterias are good fight me

 

[Cats]

nope not when there Brain Eating Ameoboids

 

[Bob Ross Cuckholding]

(they aren't, they hurt my mouth my sensitive mouth)

faggot

 

[Ultrapenguin]

They have a garbage unnatural name to reflect a garbage unnatural product.

Anyways wikipedia says you can thank University of North Texas professor and copywriter Jim Albright for the name. They were supposed to be called OnYums originally. I think I would've preferred that.

 

[Feefee81093]

It's pronounced honeyun

 

[Pissmaster]

*french accent* phone yones