Should Big Al's board be collapsed to a single thread?

[Bogliacci]

ALR more like ADF at this point. Chantal should get her own board tbh

 

[Bilibin]

Having a new thread for every upload has been a convenient way to orient oneself in the ALR timeline but the highlight feature could probably do the same thing. It seems a bit excessive to have a new thread every video when they are pretty much all the same.

Also, Chantal doesn't need her own board. The only two characters are her and Peetz and they're easy enough to keep track of in the main thread.

 

[Itspinklava]

Merge all the video threads but leave out the Becky Art thread and haydur nation threads. ALR has been too boring to even keep track of for months now.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Amber should’ve gotten the boot a long time ago. She’s completely irrelevant. Chantal is the alpha whale now.

 

[GooglePuppet]

I can't believe the Amber series is over already. Like, maybe 5 arcs total. What a fucking lazy and pathetic story, just like our gorl. Couldn't even show us the spect to give us a good ending. Disgusteen.

Chantal on the other hand... jesus fuck. Talk about the literal worst case scenario for degeneracy, and the possible best case scenario for her pretty much hopeless eating addiction. Bitch is about to trade being skinny for being a crack whore.

 

[Haggard Cunt]

This is a good idea. There is not enough going on in Amberverse to warrant the current board. (Whereas FB I'm struggling to keep up with the one thread)
Keep a general chat, but please keep the exceptional haters! Also merge the video threads as they are not needed atm

 

[Null]

I think what we'll do is:

• Wait for the wedding. If there's no surge in content, then
• Archive the board, but move general out.
• Move orbiter threads out.
• Move off-topic threads out.

 

[CarbieDoll]

I would also suggest merging General with Social Media. There's a lot of fun spergery in there.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Yes, defo wait till after the wedding. It’ll likely bomb but the potential is for it to be brilliant. After that let’s just have one thread for videos going forward and keep separate the Amber Art / Haydurs etc. Similar to what we have for Chantal. Maybe these could go in a ‘deathfats art general’ and ‘haydur links general’ or something to have things more streamlined.

Please don’t merge all the video threads though - is there not a way to just lock them and ‘Amber Archives’ them somewhere? Yes we hate newfags but it’s exceptionally cruel to face someone with a 10,000 page thread on their first visit. Rather we started a fresh thread from say, July 1st or something.

 

[PiggyPie]

There won't be a wedding. This cow is dried up. Merge it.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

At this point, we could merge the "social media", General discussion", "finances", "Ankle rolls", "triggers You", "Poetry", and "health", into one thread. We could put all the Haydurs in one thread along the all the Orbiters. I would keep each posting in their thread, at least for now.

 

[themasterlurker]

Why not just massively shrink her board to two of the largest threads and then lock and archive the rest?

 

[Ridin' On My Scootypuff]

Dimensional merge incoming

Might be worth archiving the board and then moving her thread and any others people still post on to deathfats, maybe with a special amberlynn tag? Then people can read the archives without the discussion becoming difficult to follow, but people can still contribute new material if she ever wakes up from her slumber.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Truly Exceptional Haydurs of FB and Reddit is a funny stand alone thread that could be moved to Deathfats and used to absorb the grease that surrounds the cows talked about there. Many of them have truly exceptional FB haydurs that would be fun to catalogue in an orderly way.

 

[Clintonberg]

I feel that if Amber's board were to be consolidated then her General, Social Media, and Orbiters threads are worthy of surviving the merger. Her well of content might have dried up like her now useless pussy but that doesn't take away the breath of past content she's put out. Muddling everything together would make research and discussion harder, unless everything gets archived and we start fresh with a new thread.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I haven't even paid attention to her in a year and it's exactly the same as it was then, dump her and give Chantal the board instead. The Chantal thread is kind of a nightmare to keep up with as it since everything goes in one thread and she's constantly producing Malk.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Shit, I got disagreed with to hell when I suggested this in Chantals thread. Dear god/leader, pls let it happen.

There won't be a wedding. This cow is dried up. Merge it.

There might be a wedding, she'll never go even if actually invited.

 

[peach tea]

Y’all know as soon as you do this she’s just gonna start to spiral again lol

 

[Covfefe]

Another vote for freezing the subforum and moving the main thread to Deathfats. Some of the threads were fun (art thread, muh womb exploded guise, etc.) and they'll be lost to time if they get merged in with the thousands of pages of laygposting and lah speculation.

On the other hand I doubt many Kiwis are going to read threads in a dead forum and Fat AL is boring as holy fuck lately so having it all crunched into one megathread wouldn't be so bad.

RE(E): Waiting for the wedding - I am not convinced it will ever happen and narc AL will probably withhold it if it does. She deliberately avoids producing interesting content and will either skip mentioning it for months or do something lame like a single Instagram post about it. I don't think waiting for this is a good idea.

Also RE(E): A Chantal subforum - nah. That bitch is going to die way too soon for the subforum to be worth the effort. She's peak lolcow but she's slamming meth and fatty food into every orifice and basically taunting death into taking her at this point. Just let it ride.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This should absolutely be merged eventually when the time is right, that time is not now however, it's after Amber dies.

Chantal can have her own subforum without getting rid of this one yet can't she?