📚 Megathread Shitposting Thread - JY’s so fat his scooty-puff can’t go on residential streets

[Ruin]

I'm not sure if you fuckers are aware of this but...
There is a subspecies of louse that 'specializes' on infesting pubes they look more like crabs than regular lice and they like hairy pussy way more than hairy dick'nballs. No, this doesn't mean that you are safe.

If you are exceptional enough to fuck a girl afflicted with this little buddies they may cling onto you for a while, that is not the worst part having them sucking blood, leaving wounds, making you scratch down there with your dirty hands all those factors make the risk of STDs shoot to the roof. you can even consider them an STD but they're not officially cataloged as that.
In modern days having your privates shaved/waxed automatically makes you more hygienic.

What if Jonny is infested with this bad boys and that's the reason he's so serious about getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax?
I don't think this is a baseless assumption... after all I found this article:
Brazilian Waxes Could Make Pubic Lice Go Extinct

This is a dumb post by a dumb person.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

JY having crotch crickets would require him to not be an incel.

 

[Pussyfarts]

I wish Johnathan was black, Mexican, or some other type of nigger so I could hate him even more

Edit: just to clarify, that would be ON TOP of him already being a tranny kike Pedophile.

 

[troon patrol]

shitpost

 

[Tommy Wiseau's Sunglasses]

 

[troon patrol]

JY having crotch crickets would require him to not be an incel.

Troons have been known to steal women's garments and wear them, it's not impossible. If he's not an incel its because he let someone bend him over in a BC public park, it would explain the anal bleeding problem.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Can someone tell me what the name of my future TERF wife is? No seriously who is she

 

[Bogliacci]

I'm really glad Jonathan got his own subforum. He deserves it. Perfect replacement for me to watch after Phil got wise and pulled the plug on most of his personal online presence.

 

[Larry Anon]

Vroom!!!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He uses the mobility scooter to chase little children down.
....what? Just because he hasn't caught one doesn't mean he hasn't tried.
Edited for grammar

 

[Jeff teh Dog]

I wish Johnathan was black, Mexican, or some other type of nigger so I could hate him even more

Edit: just to clarify, that would be ON TOP of him already being a tranny kike Pedophile.

I'm sure I read somwhere MY saying his Dad was Portugese?? Anyone else back me up here? That's practically Mexican.

 

[KE 521]

I'm sure I read somwhere MY saying his Dad was Portugese?? Anyone else back me up here? That's practically Mexican.

Jonathan claimed his grandpa was Brazilian as a way to minimize Maria Da Silva’s testimony. He was lying, of course.

 

[Jeff teh Dog]

 

[Jeff teh Dog]

Jonathan claimed his grandpa was Brazilian as a way to minimize Maria Da Silva’s testimony. He was lying, of course.

Ahem

he is basically mexican. you are welcome.

 

[Recoil]

Can someone tell me what the name of my future TERF wife is? No seriously who is she

You only think you want to be with a TERF
The reality is likely insufferable, no matter how much sense they may make from time to time

 

[troon patrol]

 

[AF 802]

Ver archivo adjunto 859069

Someone shared this in a Discord with friends from Kiwi. I hate how you probably originally posted this.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

I'm not sure if you fuckers are aware of this but...
There is a subspecies of louse that 'specializes' on infesting pubes they look more like crabs than regular lice and they like hairy pussy way more than hairy dick'nballs. No, this doesn't mean that you are safe.

If you are exceptional enough to fuck a girl afflicted with this little buddies they may cling onto you for a while, that is not the worst part having them sucking blood, leaving wounds, making you scratch down there with your dirty hands all those factors make the risk of STDs shoot to the roof. you can even consider them an STD but they're not officially cataloged as that.
In modern days having your privates shaved/waxed automatically makes you more hygienic.

What if Jonny is infested with this bad boys and that's the reason he's so serious about getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax?
I don't think this is a baseless assumption... after all I found this article:
Brazilian Waxes Could Make Pubic Lice Go Extinct

She is not going to wax your sweaty balls, do it your self.

 

[grumble_bum]

I openly masturbate to porn while my girlfriend is in the room, yet I am afraid that she will catch me on the Yaniv threads and I will have to explain myself.

I was told to move this post to here, I think they were right.

 

[2nd_time_user]

I openly masturbate to porn while my girlfriend is in the room, yet I am afraid that she will catch me on the Yaniv threads and I will have to explain myself.

I was told to move this post to here, I think they were right.

That's fine. Although if you're fapping it to this thread lad, yeah, your GF will probably be leaving soon.