Cocaine, St. Tropez,
I can't even fucking read
Mom said back then
Do something with your life
Sometimes I wish I had a different job
I spend half my time now sitting
Bored by the pool
I never learned anything,
I can't remember shit anymore
I have to buy a new apartment
Because I can't remember
Where the other one was
All my teachers told me
I would never do anything with my life
I only paid attention to the wrong things (chemistry (drugs))
Goddamn there are
Always these soaking wet women (around me - maybe someone can help because he means they are uh wet in regions. It is very goddamn clear what he means in German, but hmm in English)
If only I were good at math
I could tell you how many I fucked today
But because we didn't listen to our teachers
We all became retards
How do the fuck
Do I drive my fancy Porsche
Without knowing the Quadratic Fomulua?
We go and explore the world, despite the dangers
We almost died of being blown to death
Look, it is hard being this successful
Because the medals around our neck
Are forged from pure gold
We all smoked weed in high school
And now look at us
They say we've ruined our futures
And now look at us
Hopefully you can learn from our mistakes
We all just want a job and then die
Hopefully you can learn from our mistakes
We all just want a job and then die
Bought myself an island
so I wouldn't be cold
I just have too much goddamn money
If your girlfriend wants me
I'll fucking buy her
And I'm used by companies as advertising
But I never say their names
Nike, Reebok, Porsche, Prada, and the psychiatrist
It is just
You are just sitting around not paying attention
And you are suddenly fucking rich
Every woman wants to sleep with you
But there is no woman who sticks around
My mother says I've become an asshole
That's why I have to pay the bounty
To the mob now
I've been addicted to cocaine since
God knows when
Nowadays I can't go to the bathroom
Alone without help
I don't have hepatitis A and I'm not Asian (honestly, I don't understand this line myself, lol)
my liver has failed
Wouldn't always be in court
If I had actually gone to school
Then I would know today that there is a minimum age for sex
I don't want any of you to follow this example
So don't drop out
And your life will be easier
Rock'n'Roll fucked up on ketamine
That doesn't look so good on your resume
Gangbang parties, fame and whores
That doesn't look good on your resume
When you smoke weed in your Mercedes
That doesn't look good on your resume
If you already need your third liver
It doesn't look so good on your resume
We all smoked at school
And now look at us
They say we've ruined our future
And now look at us
Hopefully you can learn from our mistakes
We all just want a normal job and then die
Hopefully you can learn from our mistakes
We all just want a normal job and then die
