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💼 CareercowSHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.
SHiFT has Officially retired from speedrunning BFBB, he has announced that he'll be putting the 25,000 Hours to good use by speedrunning his girlfriend for Any% using Pelvic Cruise-boosts and frame perfect finger inputs.
so shift is normal looking,has a decently attractive girlfriend,knew when to seemingly quit the game (unless he relapses),is a relatively normal guy outside of speedrunning crash outs, I guess that one brazillian tranny a-logger lost bigly
He's done the "I'm changing my life/my direction/my attitude" thing before. IIRC multiple times. Hopefully this time it will stick. He seems to have a supportive girlfriend though... and the opportunity to "torch-pass" to a young, apparently worthy competitor is perhaps a gift. C'mon Shift, let's see what you can do now that you've stopped pushing that rock uphill.
Patrick has been very careful about pruning his data leaks and it admittedly took me several leak sites to find one where this information was not removed. Fortunately, he missed one.
Via LeakCheck:
Address:
43 Hibiscus Lane, Robbinsville, NJ, 08691
IP: 159.91.85.111
Name: Pat J. Buonamassa
Leak Source: Eye4Fraud.com
Breached in 2023-01
Via Snusbase:
As close as I can get to a phone number: +1 6** *** 9443
Here is a bit of information I could gather. Wanted to get this out there quickly.
Mother: Nancy Buonamassa; Realtor
Father: Patrick N Buonamassa;
High School: Was very active in Track and Field and was a member of the robotics team, where he wrote potentially the MOST PRETENCIOUS bio I've ever read. Robotics Web Archive
(should be compared to early SHiFT as this was more than a decade ago)
Please expand on my work, fellow Farmers.
God bless.
Patrick has been very careful about pruning his data leaks and it admittedly took me several leak sites to find one where this information was not removed. Fortunately, he missed one.
Here is a bit of information I could gather. Wanted to get this out there quickly.
Mother: Nancy Buonamassa; Realtor
Father: Patrick N Buonamassa;
High School: Was very active in Track and Field and was a member of the robotics team, where he wrote potentially the MOST PRETENCIOUS bio I've ever read. Robotics Web Archive Ver archivo adjunto 9210550
(should be compared to early SHiFT as this was more than a decade ago) Ver archivo adjunto 9210555
Please expand on my work, fellow Farmers.
God bless.
SHiFT mentioned living in jersey last night or earlier this week.
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Buonamassa is an italian sir name, my personal quest to find out his ethnic background is solved.
it went cold for a while after i messaged JFG on X and he said he didn't know
"Hello is this SHiFT spedruns?"
Oldhead knowledge (source: trust me bro.)
I'd heard that his stuff had been floating around since I want to say 2018. When he had been dealing with some absolute neghole pozzloading faggot that went by "Vegas" and other names who was apparently counterdoxxed on Discord with his partial name being Alex W.
One of the higher up community members "Sylux" who last I checked goes by "DaxonSR" was to my memory, the one who counterdoxxed but also mentioned that SHiFT was at least at the time, fairly easy to find because of his notable participation in cross country running and it being known he lived in New Jersey. I didn't pry since I really had no desire to know it, but it's funny in the cosmic sort of way that a man named Patrick would stream Spongebob games for a living.
At least Dayoman is sticking around since someone also broke his world record. But Dayoman is a more cooler version of SHIFT he still has an ego somewhat but its nowhere near as bad as SHIFTs
Maybe I sound schizo here but does anybody else notice that Star talks in the same exact cadence as Shift? I watched some of his world record and it felt like I was listening to a pitched-up Shift talking. Kinda weird.
Maybe I sound schizo here but does anybody else notice that Star talks in the same exact cadence as Shift? I watched some of his world record and it felt like I was listening to a pitched-up Shift talking. Kinda weird.
At least Dayoman is sticking around since someone also broke his world record. But Dayoman is a more cooler version of SHIFT he still has an ego somewhat but its nowhere near as bad as SHIFTs
IDK why but I really like how the denizens of Kiwi Farms treat SHiFT like he's some kind of strange autist who has been cursed to speedrun Spongebob games forever rather than a random weirdo that could stop at any time
17 and amazingly lil bro have his whole life ahead to focus on important things in life. like studies, career and maybe coming back whenever he feels like to become a speedrunner streamer or just a casual streamer bro.
Shift wasted 10 years of his life procrastinating for getting a WR time in a game that's not that big known as Super Mario 64, Goldeneye 64, Perfect Dark or any relevant game from the PS2 & Xbox out there.
10 years he coulda done a lot of value with his life and instead wasted them in Battle for Bikini Bottom lol.
LMFAO. I wonder why Shift didn’t like that comment? But sure, he’s a role model. If this guy is your role model in life, it’s already over for you. Speedrunners are the most autistic community by far LOL.
Big fucking but I hope he actually stays true to retiring. He still has the capacity to put on a funny stream with deep fried licensed games. If he actually sticks to it and focuses more on entertaining then I may tune back in after five or so years.
He'll probably play SpongeBob lol. But maybe other SpongeBob titles or more casual oriented streams where he's not going all out.
Dayoman does that now with Spyro. Their longstanding records are beaten very close to each other. He still plays Spyro but he's doing other things with it than "runs for world record".
SHiFT has Officially retired from speedrunning BFBB, he has announced that he'll be putting the 25,000 Hours to good use by speedrunning his girlfriend for Any% using Pelvic Cruise-boosts and frame perfect finger inputs.
but I hope he actually stays true to retiring. He still has the capacity to put on a funny stream with deep fried licensed games. If he actually sticks to it and focuses more on entertaining then I may tune back in after five or so years.
