💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Screenshot_20251021_125246_Brave.jpg We won, kiwi-bros. He is playing a different game. He's giving up on bfbb and he'll never get the 39. He definitely won't play the demo for an hour and bitch and make up a bunch of lame excuses for why he can't or won't run it then return to playing bfbb.
 
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I feel like this video might be mostly lost in good quality. Don't know when this was taken, I was only sent it a few years ago from a friend when I asked why he was banned from GDQ.
 
I can't believe how little self awareness he has about what he does for a living. His rage could be used in his favor if he had half a brain(tyler1 for example), but no he's never been able to reign himself in or play anything up for a bit of some sort. Flying off the handle can be fun and entertaining if you can carry some semblance of charm along with it. But, alas, our boy's only other emotion is this. Being on mute for 90% of the stream isn't gonna "own the trolls", shift. To me it's actually kinda funnier when I can't hear you scream but I can see the color of your face change like a kaleidoscope as you scream into the abyss, only to come down from your blood rage and repeat the cycle all over again.
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Paul-Denton dijo:
I can't believe how little self awareness he has about what he does for a living. His rage could be used in his favor if he had half a brain(tyler1 for example), but no he's never been able to reign himself in or play anything up for a bit of some sort. Flying off the handle can be fun and entertaining if you can carry some semblance of charm along with it. But, alas, our boy's only other emotion is this. Being on mute for 90% of the stream isn't gonna "own the trolls", shift. To me it's actually kinda funnier when I can't hear you scream but I can see the color of your face change like a kaleidoscope as you scream into the abyss, only to come down from your blood rage and repeat the cycle all over again.
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I disagree slightly. To me, full volume rage is the funniest from SHiFT, BUT I think muted rage is like 85% of the way there. Worst content is muted and sulking depressingly while he plays the yellow square game.
 
Pineapple Sandwich dijo:
even if i discovered my wife was cheating on me i don't think i would have as much emotion and rage as this man has from messing up a trick in a spongebob game
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The only time you'd have this much emotion and rage is when you speedrun Spongebob: BfBB as a job, but instead of being a 9-5, you play it for 12+ hours a day, every day, from 2am onwards. Yeah, I'd make that face too.
 
He moves with the grace of an uncoordinated gangly alien. Can't even have an autism fit without looking like a dweeb
 
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Yesterday Shift practiced one trick the entire stream and then devolved into rambling about how his trolls are pedo tranny groomers over and over. Boring ass stream.


Today however? We're hard stuck in the first 5 minutes of the run.


Even got some unmuted rage for once again.
 
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Thanks @BiggestBuford for the stills
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Stupid idea in my head, but it be funny if someone made a doom level of where shift snaps and goes postal in the spongebob world. With his iconic screaming and stupid references where you as the player have to make one jump but if you keep failing it shift gets increasingly angry.
 
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