💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Are these clips recorded by you? Finding them elsewhere? Why aren't they full screen?

That one I found elsewhere, the others I captured myself.

Mic 20.00 moment.

0:07

The SHiFT muted scream heard 'round the world

0:23

 

[Cyan]

There were some other small moments tonight.


SHiFT swears he pressed B.

0:12

He really wants to play the game.

0:17

The moment before he muted his mic.

0:27

3rd stream that he went back to doing that glideless trick for, seemingly, the entirety of it. He really can't be asked to do more run attempts at the moment.

 

[Cyan]

From yesterday's stream.

This jump was really fucking him over for a while.

0:14

0:15

0:25

"Are you fawking kidding dude?"

0:31

"Wake up."

0:21

SHiFT asks for cancer.

1:17

This clipping trick was the one SHiFT was practicing the most often with inconsistent results. This was the angriest he got near the end of the stream.

0:48

He also had some smaller tangents about the game's/his reputation in the greater speedrunning scene, trolls, and toxicity in the BFBB speedrunning scene (lol).

2:12

1:50

0:42

Spoiler: Silent Clips

0:23

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0:52

0:14

1:58

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

From yesterday's stream.
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This clipping trick was the one SHiFT was practicing the most often with inconsistent results. This was the angriest he got near the end of the stream.

I should start watching again if he's like this only YESTERDAY. Guy won't survive his 40's if he keeps this up.

 

[Jarch6]

"Wake up."

I should start watching again if he's like this only YESTERDAY. Guy won't survive his 40's if he keeps this up.

It's fun to imagine him finally getting below 40 mins in his 40s, another decade of running the spongebob baby game.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Him yelling muted while the captain sings "I CANT HEAR YOOOOU!!!"
It's so fucking funny

 

[BiggestBuford]

Boy he sure looks grateful and a lot happier now after he got a PB!

Spoiler

If he's like this 1 month after a PB we should be getting a good stream of rage content boys!

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

SHiFT is getting quite unhinged tonight, my clipping is either getting blocked by Twitch or by him/his mods. Most of his rage is silent, though, like his chat whenever he rages.

1:30

0:28

 

[Spectate]

my clipping is either getting blocked by Twitch or by him/his mods

Do not use Twitch to clip his streams. Him/his mods will delete them and will ban you for it. Your clips (and therefor your Twitch) could also be traced back here if someone checks.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Do not use Twitch to clip his streams. Him/his mods will delete them and will ban you for it. Your clips (and therefor your Twitch) could also be traced back here if someone checks.

What I do is use the clip function, don't actually clip it and save the already processed video as an mp4 instead. Undetectable. I just can't be bothered to open op OBS or something, I just have him on in the background.

 

[Spectate]

What I do is use the clip function, don't actually clip it and save the already processed video as an mp4 instead. Undetectable. I just can't be bothered to open op OBS or something, I just have him on in the background.

That's actually really smart. I'd still clip on an alt just to be safe though.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

What I do is use the clip function, don't actually clip it and save the already processed video as an mp4 instead. Undetectable. I just can't be bothered to open op OBS or something, I just have him on in the background.

personally i use sharex which you can actually download on steam, then i just watch his actual streams on youtube because i can pause and rewind whenever.
SHiFT is quick to ban anyone clipping his rage for reasons that are pretty clear, remember you can always check out the stream archive channel linked in the op

 

[Cyan]

Tonight's Theme: Deafening Silence

SHiFT is full of venom in this stream. He let it all out earlier while trying to do a skip in the kelp forest, and it was a lot. He was so fucking angry it looked like he was about to cry, and I wonder if he did whenever he walked away from his computer.

0:49

0:36

0:19

1:18

0:29

0:26

0:25

He was like this for 18 MINUTES. I couldn't stop laughing throughout. I've put the raw highlight in the spoiler below if you want to see it all. I recommend it, as there's some more in between these clips.

Spoiler: 18 Minutes of Rage

18:20

(Face Only)

18:20

edit: formatting

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Tonight's Theme: Deafening Silence

Thank you for your service; every time I wanted to clip a rage moment he just kept going and going, like you said, for 18 minutes.

 

[niggernomicon]

This glideless shit is AIDS. Unreal he is adding another absurd trick that must be hit or the run is over. How mad is he going to get now if he gets glideless and then fucks up SBA?

 

[Three Letter Agent]

Unedited picture from practicing the new tech.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Tonight's Theme: Deafening Silence

SHiFT is full of venom in this stream. He let it all out earlier while trying to do a skip in the kelp forest, and it was a lot. He was so fucking angry it looked like he was about to cry, and I wonder if he did whenever he walked away from his computer.

SHiFT_20250710_TrickSilence1.mp4

SHiFT_20250710_TrickSilence2.mp4

SHiFT_20250710_TrickSilence3.mp4

SHiFT_20250710_TrickSilence4.mp4

SHiFT_20250710_TrickSilence5.mp4

SHiFT_20250710_TrickSilence6.mp4

SHiFT_20250710_TrickSilence7.mp4


He was like this for 18 MINUTES. I couldn't stop laughing throughout. I've put the raw highlight in the spoiler below if you want to see it all. I recommend it, as there's some more in between these clips.

Spoiler: 18 Minutes of Rage

SHiFT_20250710_WholeTrick.mp4


(Face Only)
SHiFT_20250710_WholeTrickFace.mp4

edit: formatting

Why is Shift himself completely muted in these clips?

 

[niggernomicon]

Why is Shift himself completely muted in these clips?

"SHiFT mutes in-between Phase 2 & Phase 3 of Industrial Park to focus on the 2nd half of the run."

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Gonna keep editing this post to get all the clips I can into one post.

SHiFT's got quite the run

"Again? Again?! AGAIN??!!"

0:20

The long sigh of despair after missing the sock

0:18

Messes up a trick then looks like he just nutted or possesed

Clip:

0:10

Spoiler: Another retarded face

Loses a run to Bubble Buddy and tries his hardest to not scream out in anger

0:46

 

[pollution jim]

Gonna keep editing this post to get all the clips I can into one post.

SHiFT's got quite the run
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"Again? Again?! AGAIN??!!"
Really.mp4
The long sigh of despair after missing the sock
long sigh.mp4
Messes up a trick then looks like he just nutted or possesed
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Clip:
Nut.mp4

Spoiler: Another retarded face

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Loses a run to Bubble Buddy and tries his hardest to not scream out in anger
Bubble.mp4

His reactions are extremely cartoony as of late, I've never seen a human behave like this without it being an act. He's literally gnashing his teeth and trembling in anger

One thing I've noticed is that whenever he fails at a trick, he's always trash talking someone in the second person. Like he's either anthropomorphizing the game itself or projecting his own failure to some non-existent person to berate