Shanties Without Panties - Gunt Parody Song Thread - Submissions Welcome

[Aqua Panda]

10/10

Best trolling/shitposting content I've seen in some time. I'd pay good money to see Ralph go critical when he sees this for the first time.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This reminds me of the song I wrote about Jace to the tune of “I’ve never knew love like this before.”

 

[HumanHive]

“An Alcoholic powderkeg, my asshole’s the spark” is such a good line.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Personally, I would have gone for "When I think about Null, I shart myself" or maybe a take on cold as ice but it's called warm as shart.

But that's just me.

 

[MadStan]

There really its no reaction or badge you can give to someone for going the distance to make this.

It gives KF credentials to see a troll of this sophistication. I am humbled.

 

[evilsponge]

Shart aches by the numbers
Fuck ups by the score
Every day I fuck up less
Next day I fuck up more
Yes, I've got shart aches by the numbers
In life I just can't win
But the the day that I stop drinking
That's the day my world will end

Guy Mitchell - Heartache by the Numbers 50s

Guy Mitchell Heartache by the Numbers german cover version:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coJRbKpiQOk50s 50er 60s 60er

youtu.be

The smell
Of shit
Is in
Your pants
A sound
Your groan
Can't disguise

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Shart aches by the numbers
Fuck ups by the score
Every day I fuck up less
Next day I fuck up more
Yes, I've got shart aches by the numbers
In life I just can't win
But the the day that I stop drinking
That's the day my world will end

Guy Mitchell - Heartache by the Numbers 50s

Guy Mitchell Heartache by the Numbers german cover version:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coJRbKpiQOk50s 50er 60s 60er

youtu.be

You made my drunk ass laugh, so here's this as thanks.
Gunt Mitchell - Shart-aches by the number

 

[Spergichu]

Looking forward to hearing this on stream tomorrow.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

You made my drunk ass laugh, so here's this as thanks.
Gunt Mitchell - Shart-aches by the number

We need a full Kiwi congregation for a sing-a-long @Captain Chromosome! Mighty good performance sir, bravo.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Lol at the retards in this thread in a fit because the parody didn't have Weird-Al levels of production or talent.

Learn to sneed.

 

[Matt Damon]

Lol at the retards in this thread in a fit because the parody didn't have Weird-Al levels of production or talent.

Dude already had the backing track and the microphone. Literally all that's missing is the ordinary human capacity to distinguish pitch.

But again, that's a skill notably lacking among the severely autistic.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

This is the very definition of cringe, and any of you faggot who thinks is awesome are fucking shameful.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

When I think about Null, I shart myself

That would just be untrue though. Ralph loves peadophiles, he's marrying one.

 

[Cow Poly]

Can you fucking faggets stop derailing the thread? Write a gunt song or fuck off

 

[RichardRApe]

Dude already had the backing track and the microphone. Literally all that's missing is the ordinary human capacity to distinguish pitch.

But again, that's a skill notably lacking among the severely autistic.

I found the sheet music and played all the instruments, you don't know what tone deaf means. You're just trying to sound smarter than you actually are. You're allowed to not like it, but when you say things that are verifiably untrue like it's not on pitch or it's not in rhythm it just makes you look like a retard. We get it, you don't like it. No problem.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Confirmed for seethe

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Bunch a faggots trying to ruin a fun thread that I pave the way and got banned so others can let their parodies thrive. Just enjoy the thread, write a thread or fuck off. Thanks for all the people coming to the thread though.

 

[Matt Damon]

verifiably untrue like it's not on pitch

If you can listen to that and legitimately think it's on pitch, you're absolutely, clinically, verifiably tone deaf.

ToneDeafTest.com - Find out if you are tone deaf or not

If you are worried you might be tone deaf, take this Tone Deaf Test. The test measures your pitch sensitivity and tells you whether you are tone deaf or not.

tonedeaftest.com

 

[RichardRApe]

This is the very definition of cringe, and any of you faggot who thinks is awesome are fucking shameful.

1:08

If you can listen to that and legitimately think it's on pitch, you're absolutely, clinically, verifiably tone deaf.

You're dumb af.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Can you fucking faggets stop derailing the thread? Write a gunt song or fuck off

How about a tribute to CCR, "Shartin' through the Bugles"?