Shaner

[Frank Rizzo]

Drama is happening. DRAMA!

Dude, calm down before you have a Shaner shit in your pants.

 

[Zvantastika]

Shaner might as well be banned, you could literally replace him with a chatbot that accuses people of being random names off a list and no one would be able to tell the difference. The thread ought to remain open to document his exploits and bizarre stories about him.

One train sperg in the forums is enough, we don't need the whole group of them coming here and shitposting while other people try so hard to get a reply from trainpai and make more shitpost.
Really, if people SERIOUSLY want to talk about train spergs in general, make a thread about it and shit talk about ALL of them in one place, but opening new threads for every single one of them and let the spergs shit in them, that just get repetitive and boring (Shaner thread is the perfect example of this). Train spergs come and go, so I don't see why some people get butthurt just because they won't be able to make Thomas the tank engine jokes anymore on that particular thread.

 

[cumrobbery]

Nool you lie to us

 

[Null]

@AnOminous you probably need a drink. or maybe fewer drinks. You were on my list of people I thought I'd never see tantrum, but here we are.

 

[AnOminous]

Dude, calm down before you have a Shaner shit in your pants.

Are you trying to trigger me by saying shitting in my pants is a bad thing?

I'm just wondering why @Null wants to shut down discussion on the most fun cow this site currently has. WTF man.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I'm just wondering why @Null wants to shut down discussion on the most fun cow this site currently has. WTF man.

.....Because sometimes, you can't always get what you want.

.....But if you try sometimes.....you might find.....

.....you get what you need.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous you probably need a drink. or maybe fewer drinks. You were on my list of people I thought I'd never see tantrum, but here we are.

I hate to be on that list, because I should really be on the "most likely to tantrum" list.

But I'm going to take a break for 48 hours from here. I seriously doubt I'll budge from my opinion that Shaner is basically about the best cow we've had this year.

But maybe I'll be less of an idiot when I come back.

See you Saturday or so.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I hate to be on that list, because I should really be on the "most likely to tantrum" list.

But I'm going to take a break for 48 hours from here. I seriously doubt I'll budge from my opinion that Shaner is basically about the best cow we've had this year.

But maybe I'll be less of an idiot when I come back.

See you Saturday or so.

Dude.....bring it in for a brohug before you go.

Come on, you my boy, Blu....

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I was honestly extremely disappointed when I saw that Len's thread had been reopened. That thread is cancer and it's metastasizing onto the rest of the forum. Kill it.

 

[DuskEngine]

Idea- verified users are still allowed to post on the Farms, but their posts are by default hidden until approved by a moderator. It would prevent their threads from descending into chimpout name-calling, and it would also proactively prevent shit like mrz spamming borderline CP.

 

[KingofManga420]

Idea- verified users are still allowed to post on the Farms, but their posts are by default hidden until approved by a moderator. It would prevent their threads from descending into chimpout name-calling, and it would also proactively prevent shit like mrz spamming borderline CP.

That requires a shit ton of dedicated mods who give a shit.

 

[Without A Gout]

Think what you will about Shaner, but I personally don't feel like his Knight_Rider account should've been wiped from the face of the Earth. Regardless of how much he responded to basic trolling, it's still the history of the forum, and played a role in what that thread has become. Wiping him pretty much derails the thread for any person trying to read it from the beginning.

 

[EI 903]

That requires a shit ton of dedicated mods who give a shit.

That's not even give a shit territory. That's starting to move into the realm of paid work.

 

[KingofManga420]

That's not even give a shit territory. That's starting to move into the realm of paid work.

You are vastly underestimating this forum's autism. A mistake I reccomend you do not make again.

 

[Baryon Jones]

I saw this thread after posting in the Thread Of Obnoxious Doom. All I have to say is "well fuck".

Well, that and "nothing of value was lost".

 

[DuskEngine]

That requires a shit ton of dedicated mods who give a shit.

I thought we were overstaffed anyway

 

[Dr. Meme]

We should make it so only a few people can interact with cows because otherwise it becomes a shitfest where people start crying because a guy with severe autism wont acknowledge their passive aggressive insult.

People seem to forget this is a documentation website, not a scream at the retard forum for enter fans.

 

[KingofManga420]

I thought we were overstaffed anyway

Not enough to hand filter autism from unending cows.

 

[Kirby]

I used to be one of three admins in a forum with 60,000 members and for four whole years I'd get about 500 forum notifications e-mailed to me every single day about inane bullshit private messages and reports that I would then have to read through and then after concluding that 95% of it was useless retarded shit that had no reason to be sent to me, I would then have to take care of the 5% of stuff that was actually important, and all for less than 250 dollars a month or even significantly less if we didn't get enough donations or purchases to cover the server costs. But at the same time, it was a job I volunteered to do in the first place; so I'm of the opinion that if you volunteer to do a job, you should do the job no matter what without complaints. So based on my experience, I really hope Shaner wasn't just banned because mods were getting tired of the reports.

But back to the main topic here, there seems to be a consensus amongst a lot of people that Shaner is just a boring elderly foamer that we are laughing at for no reason. There are a lot of lolcows I don't enjoy here either, and whether or not a lolcow is boring is not something for a few people to decide on behalf of a large community of people. Connor Bible in my opinion is one of the dullest, uninteresting, most useless and purely autistic human beings that I have ever come across in my life and just the simple act of reading a few sentences of his garbage sucks away my will to live and fills me with an immense desire to punch him straight in the face; yet many people find him entertaining and I can respect that ; so it's all really just a matter of opinion.

If Chris-chan was nothing more than an autistic manchild who wrote shitty Sonic fanfiction he would have never reached the level of interest that he did. There were so many other dimensions to Chris that after year after year of poking and prodding and staying interested in Chris that we started learn about him as a person. Chris-chan didn't happen overnight and was a wine that needed to age and become more refined.

The same ultimately applies to Len. When we first found out about Shaner we thought of him as nothing more than a weird old man foaming over trains. It was funny by itself for a few days but the thread would have most likely died fairly quickly; but as time passed we then learned that he was banned from railroads for stalking children and harassing women, then we learned about how he was caught by a female aid worker in his living room shitting into diapers, wearing stockings and fucking a pillow that he cut a hole into, then we learned that he roleplays as a woman on facebook trying to attract lesbians, then we learned that he received a package of dragon dildos that he thought were candles, then he took over a lawyer's facebook account in an attempt to scare people as well as so much more amazing stuff that I could spend hours writing about.

The point is, Len didn't need to be banned; maybe quarantined like Holden, but not banned. But regardless, the decisions already done so whatever; just thought I'd get my two cents in.

And lastly I'd like to simply note that for a lolcow so boring, his thread attracted about 75% of the amount of views in a little under 2 months that the #1 all-time top viewed Andrew Dobson thread took a little under 2 years to achieve.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Good, it was fine for the first say 20 pages then you chucklefucks decided to drag out the dead horse.

There are better things to laugh at than Lolcows who come here, Try to be civil with them - see the difference between Mr Burger's thread and Shaner's thread. The egging posts of "I hope x shows up posts" with every lolcow is also getting annoying.