Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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When has Nick dodged Subpoenas?
Oh right! Just Shane lying like usual.
@Shane_Yes_That_One That's pretty low, even for you. Like that is bottom of the barrel tier of gutter trash. Also would this constitute as what one would call actual malice?
 
No clue why Shane thinks being on the farms gives him a 1UP on the outer shell of his (for lack of a better term) ego.

Screen capping posts and being a mole for Monica & Co. won't help keep their legal expenses down that much.
I wouldn't even call him a mole. Even unregistered lurkers can see the site in (almost) its entirety.

Shame is just here because... He likes it?
 
I wouldn't even call him a mole. Even unregistered lurkers can see the site in (almost) its entirety.

Shame is just here because... He likes it?

He has to like it or he wants vindication. If he was here to mock us, he doesn't have to talk. Yet he spent six hours here.
 
Shane is the QueenOfPole of Weeb Wars.
I find that he's more like Tommy, Except he will eventually marry the child he groomed. Both have no jobs, both are into children under the age of 15, both live in squalor, both look like shit for their age. Both rage into the void hoping people will listen and lie about themselves to feel better. I'm amazed Shane hasn't talked about reptilians and space men or trooned out (yet).
 
Shane fantasizes about murder. That's why he wants people to come to his house.
Oh Baby Jesus, in this Christmas season, grant my prayer to have armed ruffians mind-controlled by Vic Lasagna hunt Shane down at his property. Pretty please with altar boys on top.

Anyway, fuck, that would be so cool if something like this happened. Because Shane, super tough badass that he is, has been in lots of fights, and won them all. That's the only explanation of why he talks the way he does. Don't fights always go just the way you expect them to, @Shane_Yes_That_One, especially when guns are involved?
 
Hey @Shane_Yes_That_One did we ever hear your take on a KickVic supporter threatening to kill Nick’s kids? After him and Ron it seems like you really support violent lunatics
I just imagined MBA trying to aim an arrow at Nick's kids, then tripping and getting stabbed by the arrow's back or tip
 
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