Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Aria]

Sex pest con 2019 where everyone gets accused.

 

[VZ 467]

Oh my heavens! This is...this is actually a thing?! ConsentCon. I thought it....
I thought surely this was a joke! But no!

I can't

I just envision the panels now:

Friday Panel:
Shane Holmberg, Ron "Soyboi" Toye, and Christopher Sabat in:
"How to groom young women at conventions" & "How to get your friend to agree to let you marry his daughter."
Followed by Winn-Lee
"Why stripping in front of a crowd of adults and children is totally fine and not something you need consent for. "

Saturday panel:
Monia Rial, Reeee-famous, Marchi , followed by J.L. Hunt in:
"How to construct a defemation & life ruining campaign to get rid of successful white guys you don't like"
& "How to get up on that underage sweet virgin con-girl booty"

Afterhours for the fun party there will be a pool-party
Guardians and parents are not allowed *wink wink*
Alcohol may or may not get served.

Sunday:
With everyone present.
"Why hugging and kissing someone on the cheek is the same as rape"

Special staff and guests:
Amanda Winn-Lee
Manjaw Hunt
Shane Holmberg
His wife's dad
His wife
Mr/mrs Rial-Toye
Jamie Marchi, and the blue whale

Tech assistant and AMV responsible : Jonathan Yaniv

I had to get this out of meh system.
( I also want to add I was sleepy when I lurked here and saw the name for the first time and thought it said Shoudacon, which instantly made me recoil in horror. Luckily it was not the name, but considering people shorten Con-names all the time, it would be a hilarious and horrifying alternative name)

 

[Steve Smyff]

consentcon - Sounds like a con I want to attend.
I nominate these staffers:

tehnical reviewer of all contracts:
:: J-adolph Lemoine


Official scribe of the con to inject stories into the event if they don't get enough defamation out of it
Kara Edwards
:: Jamie Marchi
Monica Rial
Nyahko
Hanleia

Photographer in charge of photography that disproves all the injected stories & allegations these clowns make up
:: all sane people who go to this con to look at the crazy-zoo

Lawyer to depose all third parties they can think of
:: J-adolph Lemoine

Affiant to tell the court they're all liars
:: Stan Dahlin

Oh my heavens! This is...this is actually a thing?! ConsentCon. I thought it....
I thought surely this was a joke! But no!

I can't

I just envision the panels now:

Friday Panel:
Shane Holmberg, Ron "Soyboi" Toye, and Christopher Sabat in:
"How to groom young women at conventions" & "How to get your friend to agree to let you marry his daughter."
Followed by Winn-Lee
"Why stripping in front of a crowd of adults and children is totally fine and not something you need consent for. "

Saturday panel:
Monia Rial, Reeee-famous, Marchi , followed by J.L. Hunt in:
"How to construct a defemation & life ruining campaign to get rid of successful white guys you don't like"
& "How to get up on that underage sweet virgin con-girl booty"

Afterhours for the fun party there will be a pool-party
Guardians and parents are not allowed *wink wink*
Alcohol may or may not get served.

Sunday:
With everyone present.
"Why hugging and kissing someone on the cheek is the same as rape"

Special staff and guests:
Amanda Winn-Lee
Manjaw Hunt
Shane Holmberg
His wife's dad
His wife
Mr/mrs Rial-Toye
Jamie Marchi, and the blue whale

Tech assistant and AMV responsible : Jonathan Yaniv

I had to get this out of meh system.
( I also want to add I was sleepy when I lurked here and saw the name for the first time and thought it said Shoudacon, which instantly made me recoil in horror. Luckily it was not the name, but considering people shorten Con-names all the time, it would be a hilarious and horrifying alternative name)

 

[Loose Handle]

Wait, I think I've seen this movie before. Wasn't there some fantasy con a few years back run by a bunch of consent-centric exceptionals whose big draw was a ball pit that wound up shitcanned?

Edit: Yup, here we go. Shane Holmberg presents Dashcon II!

 

[Spectre_06]

I wonder if Shane will ask the underage girls for their consent to creep on them.

 

[indianshedevil]

I wonder if Shane will ask the underage girls for their consent to creep on them.

Their reaction and response would be that they'll get the cops and then he ends up being called a pedophile.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I wonder if Shane will ask the underage girls for their consent to creep on them.

he provides forms and an onsite notary!

 

[GeneralMint]

consentcon - Sounds like a con I want to attend.
I nominate these staffers:

tehnical reviewer of all contracts:
:: J-adolph Lemoine


Official scribe of the con to inject stories into the event if they don't get enough defamation out of it
Kara Edwards
:: Jamie Marchi
Monica Rial
Nyahko
Hanleia

Photographer in charge of photography that disproves all the injected stories & allegations these clowns make up
:: all sane people who go to this con to look at the crazy-zoo

Lawyer to depose all third parties they can think of
:: J-adolph Lemoine

You posted this as a joke but its very likely close to the actual lineup.

 

[Devilish Bodhisattva]

Damn he legitimately thinks he actually has clout

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I have personally talked and discussed business and othe things with Vic, Ron, the KC owner, and a dozen people involved in this. If you're a random internet troll whose only frame of reference is what a Youtuber said, I have zero cares for your opinion on what really happened.”

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Spoiler: Autistic Shane Rant

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I am not actually KickVic. I stand up for @Rialisms , @RonToye , @marchimark, and other innocent victims. Personally I care less about Vic, Funi, or cons in general. I am more on the side of "This should all burn down and be rebuilt from the ashes". <Begin Rant> https://t.co/V5RKmhDfox”

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[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@Shane_Yes_That_One does not have as much clout as he does gout.

 

[BlehFail.451]

Damn he legitimately thinks he actually has clout

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I have personally talked and discussed business and othe things with Vic, Ron, the KC owner, and a dozen people involved in this. If you're a random internet troll whose only frame of reference is what a Youtuber said, I have zero cares for your opinion on what really happened.”

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Spoiler: Autistic Shane Rant

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I am not actually KickVic. I stand up for @Rialisms , @RonToye , @marchimark, and other innocent victims. Personally I care less about Vic, Funi, or cons in general. I am more on the side of "This should all burn down and be rebuilt from the ashes". <Begin Rant> https://t.co/V5RKmhDfox”

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Amazing how he manages to filter all this through his perverted view of the world. I'm curious where he discussed this with Vic when he is a literal who to him and he has flip flopped on this multiple times. He's still as demented as per usual.

 

['Tis Dolan]

....and Shoeboy wonders why there is a thread of him here

 

[feral cat #6385]

@Shane_Yes_That_One does not have as much clout as he does gout.

It's only a matter of time before the people he supports turn on him and label him a sex pest.

 

[ChodeMonkey]

It's only a matter of time before the people he supports turn on him and label him a sex pest.

Maybe this Consent Con is a requirement for him to keep the mob from going after him next? Something to humiliate himself, provide a convention for the blackmailers to get some money and a platform to continue defaming Vic and earn money, dedicate his own money, time, and burn whatever bridge he hasn't already in order to make it happen, and quite possibly provide his wife as a sex slave. I don't believe for a single moment that this was his idea, because he's metaphysically stupid and incapable of independent thought or idea, and too much of a degenerate to ever think about consent.

 

[Devilish Bodhisattva]

Maybe this Consent Con is a requirement for him to keep the mob from going after him next? Something to humiliate himself, provide a convention for the blackmailers to get some money and a platform to continue defaming Vic and earn money, dedicate his own money, time, and burn whatever bridge he hasn't already in order to make it happen, and quite possibly provide his wife as a sex slave. I don't believe for a single moment that this was his idea, because he's metaphysically stupid and incapable of independent thought or idea, and too much of a degenerate to ever think about consent.

It's been stated that CONsent was his child bride's idea and supposedly started as some sort of "Enthusiastic Consent" based conference but has since morphed to its own anime-centric three ring circus of an anime con complete with VA cows, Consluts and lol-twitter clowns.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Why wouldn't @Shane_Yes_That_One want "The Most Dangerous Man Alive" @GlueStick as security?

I think at this moment Shane would be better off by hiring Paul Blart, a true american hero!

 

[BoomerPrime]

he provides forms and an onsite notary!

This is what I envisioned. Forms to be filled out in triplicate and notarized prior to taking a picture, shaking hands, hugging, or coming within 2 feet of any guest or any other attendee at all.

I don't have any faith that this will be anything but a shoe-induced pipe dream from our hero Shane, but I so very much want it to happen so we can get eyes on the ground there; then again, whoever goes will have to understand it's basically a suicide mission as the levels of Soy, Autism, and Fail there will likely cause immediate aggressive brain cancer.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Damn he legitimately thinks he actually has clout

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I have personally talked and discussed business and othe things with Vic, Ron, the KC owner, and a dozen people involved in this. If you're a random internet troll whose only frame of reference is what a Youtuber said, I have zero cares for your opinion on what really happened.”

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Spoiler: Autistic Shane Rant

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I am not actually KickVic. I stand up for @Rialisms , @RonToye , @marchimark, and other innocent victims. Personally I care less about Vic, Funi, or cons in general. I am more on the side of "This should all burn down and be rebuilt from the ashes". <Begin Rant> https://t.co/V5RKmhDfox”

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Shane doesn't buy into any of this shit. It's that he doesn't want to be the person outed for being an actual creeper/predator. The side of his van still has "free candy" etched into the side of the door...

 

[Balanced Boomer]

God, I hope #metoo-con will be a big enough of a disaster that Internet Historian will cover it eventually. You better not flake out, Shane.

 

[Aria]

God, I hope #metoo-con will be a big enough of a disaster that Internet Historian will cover it eventually. You better not flake out, Shane.

THe con were every male feminist is accused of creepy behaviour.