Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Ive never seen someone try so hard to medal in the lawsuit Olympics and still fail at regional qualifying

Yeah, it's a Shane, erm, sorry, shame, i mean shame.

 

[Army Burger]

Ive never seen someone try so hard to medal in the lawsuit Olympics and still fail at regional qualifying

I think you mean lawsuit Special Olympics.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I think you mean lawsuit Special Olympics.

I already see Shane winning the 110 meters legal hurdles.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I think you mean lawsuit Special Olympics.

Is that the competition you have to win to earn the title "Super Lawyer"?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Also Shane's a giant idiot

The understatement of the entirety of Weeb Wars.

 

[TJBirish]

Is that the competition you have to win to earn the title "Super Lawyer"?

The only event you need to win is "check writing for idiots".

 

[GeneralMint]

The only event you need to win is "check writing for idiots".

I want to see a gofundme for someone crowd sourcing their superlawyer fees

 

[Tipsy Tea Cup]

Shane being retarded as usual.
I have documents

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Full document. Keep the laughing down cau…

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[Army Burger]

Shane being exceptional as usual.
I have documents

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Full document. Keep the laughing down cau…

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Having the documents means nothing if you're too re.tarded to correctly interpret them.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Shane being exceptional as usual.
I have documents

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Full document. Keep the laughing down cau…

archived 8 Jun 2019 20:35:31 UTC

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Poor Holmsberg, no longer the queers' favorite faggot now that Thomas has stolen the attention from him.

 

[Urbanmech]

why is he so stuck on the fact they got the letter then 4 days later the lawsuit dropped. That doesn't matter you only respond to the letters by doing what they ask or not.

 

[kadoink]

why is he so stuck on the fact they got the letter then 4 days later the lawsuit dropped. That doesn't matter you only respond to the letters by doing what they ask or not.

Because Shanes a bitch.

 

[ErbBetaPatch]

why is he so stuck on the fact they got the letter then 4 days later the lawsuit dropped. That doesn't matter you only respond to the letters by doing what they ask or not.

Because Shane is delusional. Its why he's fixated on a tiny portion of statements that were said to be defamatory, and is blowing them up as if it was all of the statements. He argue on the truth of the statements, he can't argue on the law, so he's just pointing to some out of context statements and arguing from absurdity, which is going to get him brownie points with the people that agree with him.

 

[Army Burger]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Not lying like you for a start Mr. Lying …

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Shane, lying as usual.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Leonard F. Shaner merges with Shane Presley Holmberg to create Leonard Shamer Holmberg to make the ultimate autist law foamer.

 

[Army Burger]

Leonard F. Shaner merges with Shane Presley Holmberg to create Leonard Shamer Holmberg to make the ultimate autist law foamer.

I think Len would be an improvement on Shane.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

I think Len would be an improvement on Shane.

To be fair, it'd still be a law frothing and foaming sped who tried to fight the law after the fusion dance. But a foamer nonetheless for entertainment and laughter value.

 

[Army Burger]

To be fair, it'd still be a law frothing and foaming sped who tried to fight the law after the fusion dance. But a foamer nonetheless for entertainment and laughter value.

True, but Len would still make a better Sears employee than Shane. You wouldn't have to worry about Len eating the shoes.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

True, but Len would still make a better Sears employee than Shane. You wouldn't have to worry about Len eating the shoes.

True. Best to keep them separate. The thought of a shoe eating, railroad chasing, chair raping, diaper shitting, child grooming fusion makes a shitty SEARS employee.

 

[Army Burger]

True. Best to keep them separate. The thought of a shoe eating, railroad chasing, chair raping, diaper shitting, child grooming fusion makes a shitty SEARS employee.

It just makes a shitty person in general.