Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[TheClappening]

Holy shit if I saw this dude with this chick I'd think she was his trooned-out daughter or a sex-trafficked hooker. What's wrong with his face? It has the pocked look of someone who does shitty bathtub meth and is constantly picking at his face.

He's discovered he's allergic to synthetic leather. Only genuine leather shoes for him now.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

He's discovered he's allergic to synthetic leather. Only genuine leather shoes for him now.

Laced with soy, of course.
I'll see myself out...

 

[TheClappening]

Laced with soy, of course.
I'll see myself out...

Dammit man, you're a typewriter, not a comedian!

 

[Kosher Salt]

Laced with soy, of course.
I'll see myself out...

Yuck. Vegan leather.