Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Army Burger]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "No Monica confirmed there was a jellybean…

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[GeneralMint]

Can't tell if you're in on the joke or not. If not, then read the room and get a clue, faggot.

Good sir if his wife's father wont put his name out there who are the kiwis to force his buyer's remorse into the public?

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Let me channel Shane for a sec here...

"I'll confirm that my super secret and totally real source which confirmed the definitely not made up incident in which prominent voice actresses probably scissored in front of a live audience at a pacific northwest comics convention corroborates this also not made up story."

Does humanity need to see Monica and Jamie dry scissor each other?

 

[Facts Over Feels]

I didnt ask that. I asked if your source is willing to give himself away. If not then this is the same hearsay bullshit they attack Vic with and is unworthy of discussion outside the realm of snark.

Congratulations on missing the point entirely.

 

[Son of Sparda 84]

Does humanity need to see Monica and Jamie dry scissor each other?

NOOOOO DON'T PUT THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD

 

[Not A Bug]

Good sir if his wife's father wont put his name out there who are the kiwis to force his buyer's remorse into the public?

Can't do it. The collateral damage would be too great for my conscience. I will say this though, his con handle has been mentioned here.

 

[Monkey Prick]

Good sir if his wife's father wont put his name out there who are the kiwis to force his buyer's remorse into the public?

We already got the names of both her fathers, Shane went oddly quiet when he was asked which one of them introduced him to his would be wife.

 

[Army Burger]

We already got the names of both her fathers, Shane went oddly quiet when he was asked which one of them introduced him to his would be wife.

Care to provide some answers, @Shane_Yes_That_One ?

 

[Apterigo]

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "No Monica confirmed there was a jellybean…

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So there are two jellybean stories?

 

[repentance]

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This court case wouldn't be happening if all Vic had been accused of was sexual harassment.

To his credit, Shane has said on multiple occasions that Vic is not a rapist.

I guess we have to wait for discovery to fill in the gaps.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I'm not. Fuck that shoe eater.

Me too, I just wanted to see if he'd take the obvious bait he offered Vic. Turns out even Shane isn't dumb enough to believe the Soviet style "confess your guilt even if you haven't done anything and we promise to go easy on you" one way trip to the gulag deal.

 

[Army Burger]

So there are two jellybean stories?

No, Shane's just lying about what happened.

 

[KingofNothing]

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "No Monica confirmed there was a jellybean…

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Sure would be nice if they would state what these incidents were. "I was totally sexually harassed guise, believe me" doesn't cut it. Just fucking say what it was, you had four months

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Sure would be nice if they would state what these incidents were. "I was totally sexually harassed guise, believe me" doesn't cut it. Just fucking say what it was, you had four months

The following is my bold prediction of what the final reveal will be:

 

[Apterigo]

No, Shane's just lying about what happened.

I assumed he was lying, but I have a hard time believing he's stupid enough to claim that there exist two different stories involving a jellybean between the exact same two people and that one of the two involved sexual harassment.

 

[Urbanmech]

No, Shane's just lying about what happened.

Well I mean he did say Monica definitely did not hire a crazy person for a guard.

 

[ShortRound]

Well I mean he did say Monica definitely did not hire a crazy person for a guard.

To be fair, i dont think Monica hired the most spergtastic person in Texas on purpose, it was just a happy accident

 

[Army Burger]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Because the court case is irrelevant in t…

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[Urbanmech]

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Because the court case is irrelevant in t…

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ok this guy is definitely a two planter type of guy.

 

[Not A Bug]

We already got the names of both her fathers, Shane went oddly quiet when he was asked which one of them introduced him to his would be wife.

The go to when a condescending VA blows off a challenge rather than answer it is? C'mon, you know.

Hey @Shane_Yes_That_One, have an .

Edit: To make it less subtle.