Sex with aliens

[StraightShooter2]

If aliens were real, would you have sex with them? Discuss.

 

[Just A Butt]

How many butts do they have? Asking for a friend.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Just admit you wanna fuck an octopus

 

[Sage In All Fields]

If they seem intelligent and willing I don't see why not

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

If they're the sci-fi kind with nice tits, sure.

Also very likely that you wanting to or not wanting to will not matter, and your butt will be ravaged. Like being babysat by uncle Ray all over again.

 

[The Real Me]

As long as it can consent, I would happily be the first human to fuck hot alien babes.

 

[tehpope]

Probably not. I'll let someone else get space aids first.

 

[Rosemary]

Depends on how hot they are.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

No. We have no idea what intelligent life from another planet would be like, but the odds that it would be anywhere near human morphology is astronomical. It wouldn't be like having sex with a hot chick where the only difference from a regular hot chick is blue skin. It wouldn't even be like having sex with in a turian or something equally exotic. It would be like having sex with an intelligent starfish or a sentient piece of coral. Some of y'all may be into that, but not me.

 

[Krystal]

When lunar colonies are a thing, yes.

 

[Bad Gateway]

You would have to be an incredible faggot to turn down alien bussy

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Yes but I don't think he'll actually be up for it.

 

[Uncle Warren]

@YayLasagna

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

YES.

Alien conquerer overlords are hot af

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I had the intercourse with a Mexican stripper. Does that count?

Also we shouldn't ignore the dangers of space rape.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I guess it would be called extraterrestriophilia

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

You’re assuming anything would want to have sex with me in the first place.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

It would be like having sex with an intelligent starfish or a sentient piece of coral.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

No, because it will be like Xenomorphs injecting eggs into your throat to hatch their younglings or probing your anus, not like in mAss Effect, Star Wars or Star Trek.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Yes.
No matter what kind of alien it is.
I will be known as a pioneer for my immense willpower and gumption to be the first alien-fucker ever.