Self-Defense

[Joan Nyan]

While self-defense is generally held as a universal right, how far should you be allowed to go? Should you only be allowed to counter with equivalent force, should you be allowed to shoot anyone who looks at you funny, or somewhere in between?

 

[Ariel]

I should be allowed to stab Chris with a shard of ice.

 

[HG 400]

I should be allowed to ram a shopping cart into anyone who might be gestating a future threat to my civil rights.

 

[Ariel]

I should be allowed to ram a shopping cart into anyone who might be gestating a future threat to my civil rights.

Especially pregnant women!!!!

 

[Le Bateleur]

I should be allowed to stab Chris with a shard of ice.

Cunning. The Jerkops won't find the weapon.

Your transported criminal ancestors would be so proud.

 

[Ariel]

Cunning. The Jerkops won't find the weapon.

Your transported criminal ancestors would be so proud.

Unfortunately I don't have any convict ancestors. Sorry if I haven't lived up to my nations stereotype.

 

[exball]

If someone fucked with Indiana Jones they ended up dead. It worked for him.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I should be able to kill any shitlords who oppress xme with their eyes when I walk down to my local pharmacudical produce vendor to pick up my organic vegan food.