Seinfeld emotionally curbstomps Kesha salt - bitch got BLOWN the fuck out

[cuddle striker]

but did Larry David hug her?

 

[AnOminous]

but did Larry David hug her?

I'd love to see someone pull that shit with Larry David.

He wouldn't just recoil in horror, he'd immediately take a shower in pure hand sanitizer to get off the cooties and germs.

 

[GV 998]

He also openly despises SJWs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KXDHjwaUtPI

Based Jew.


Seriously, while Jerry does seem like a nice guy, I think I remember hearing in an interview that he describes himself as very neurotic.

So a personality like that is not going to want to hug someone he doesn't know. (and I don't blame him) I think most of us can relate. You know, when you meet someone and they give you a hug out of nowhere, even though they don't know you. They call themselves "huggers". I mean, sure, it does no harm, really, but it just feels uncomfortable.

 

[FlipTopBox]

This thread is severely lacking in salt.

Spoiler: NaCl

After looking at this first girl's account, I'm thinking that she's probably a troll.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

This thread is severely lacking in salt.

Spoiler: NaCl

After looking at this first girl's account, I'm thinking that she's probably a troll.

17 year old girl? What's this shit?

 

[AnOminous]

Shits given by Seinfeld: i

Because they're not even zero, they're IMAGINARY.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

So... if it was the other way around, and Kesha didn't want some old dude coming up out of nowhere and squeezing her... exactly how would the SJWs react to that? Because I've got a hunch...

 

[TiggerNits]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

17 year old girl? What's this shit?

Shoshanna Lonstein. If you are going to pull the perv move, her rack would be worth it.