Seeing a Psychiatrist - 7/1/19

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I noticed she didn't look both ways when crossing the road. That got me wondering: if she were to get hit by a truck, who would sustain the most damage?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Jesus, she's very nearly spherical. I'm assuming on a normal big gorl, that's a maxi dress.

 

[Avril Lavigne]

Spoiler alert: despite the clickbait title, she doesn't even talk about what happened at the appointment and she's "definitely going to make a whole video about seeing this psychiatrist"

Don't waste your time watching this video.

 

[gay frogs]

When the sun tastes like orange chicken.

Imagine going out to get the mail and spotting this dainty gorl waddling around in her driveway.

 

[TwinkoStorr]

"My skin is that body type..."

 

[C3PBRO]

I'm aware we still have the 4th quarter festive bingeathon to look forward to, but the energetic electronic music playing to mundane hillbilly bullfuckery is easily the best thing about ALR vlogs in 2019.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Jesus, she's very nearly spherical. I'm assuming on a normal big gorl, that's a maxi dress.

I'm guessing a midi, based on the fact that the seam connecting the bodice to the skirt hits at her bust when it should go down to the waistline. Still ridiculous.

 

[Godless Goddess]

 

[SomeLameFurry]

Her huge arms scare me..

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Without watching the video, has she specifically shopped around or taken a recommendation for this psychiatrist, which means preselecting someone least likely to induce Hurtful Truth Level? She needs a middle aged ethnic shrink really.

I'm pretty new to her, gotta say she won the lottery, such as it is, as far as the way her facial fat is distributed. Yes, she looks awful, but symmetrical and with the facial proportions more or less spared, compared to most of her BMW (autocorrect but I'm leaving it).

 

[BerriesArnold]

 

[Captain Ahab]

What did she walk, like 100 yards? Better refuel orange chicken girl.

 

[FitBitch]

- She's enjoying outside
-She wants to get sunburnt because she just has "that type of skin" (that doesn't exist) where she gets sunburnt one time and tans like a golden goddess for the rest of the summer.
-"I'm gonna walk to that tree" cue stock techno music over a long still shot of her slowly lumbering over to the tree. Might I suggest a more fitting soundtrack?https://youtu.be/F3CB0jvdNb0
-She dances at the end because she is SUPER ACTIVE and living her best life.
-Every movement counts when you are my size.
-"I have the cutest animals in the whole world"
- If you were wondering today she took a perfume shower in some Bahamas tropical passion fruit banana shit so now she smells like tropical beached whale corpse.
-it is the next day or the day after and her appointment is tomorrow (being intentionally vague with the timeline)
-she's nervous because tomorrow is her "sike... psychiatrist appointment, I forgot how to say it and almost said sigh-KEE-AT-trist (you can't make this shit up Jesus Christ)
-Playing Skip-bo with Becky, they've holed themselves up in their room to be alone today, she WANTS to be in her room and made Becky fetch a table for them to play cards on.
-"And I'm winning" *pans camera up to a dead inside Becky and snidely adds* "Aren't I babe?" Becky is and obedient dog and says "yeah" with the voice of someone half asleep. "Are you having fun?" Becky's emotions flatline "I'm having a lot of fun" this whole exchange is so weird and unnerving.
-"You should be on the pitur in the dictionary for thrilled" Even an animal as unempathetic as AL can see Becky is dying inside I guess.
-Watching Goosebumps, still on her room BY CHOICE YOU GUIZE
-Becky in her finest Haut Topic Coture AL says "you look kuh-yuuute! I'm liveeen" robot Becky responds "I and also living" Jesus, Becky how bad did she beat you before all this was filmed? There's just no life in you.
-It's the next day and Necky and Mumbles must have been able to walk AL out to the dining room table because she's CHOSEN to leave her room today.
- "It's my appointment, Becky's gonna be my sho-fur, ha, just kidding, I love you." Becky robotically answers "I love you too"
- Becky shows us her drawings... It's as exceptional as you think, I'm going to highlight the pronunciation of "Princess KUH-goo-yuh" it's Ricky's favorite Ghibli movie so she drew it for a gift, asks mumbles what he thinks, he lisps his way through an attempted compliment.
-I skipped ahead a little, Becky shows off more exceptional drawings and then AL signs off, all this content was as thrilled as watching grass grow.

 

[Phalanx]

Honestly dont waste your time this is a lah, fuck the commentors and reaction channels are going to rail her. Also in the US can a psychiatrist diagnose you? in the UK Psychologists can with a Doctorate but psychiatrist is basically a therapist right?

 

[BoingoTango]

Why does every trashy worthless waste of space of a woman where a fucking topbun. Can't we just start shooting these biches on site?

 

[nenko]

Idk about you guys but Becky's drawings were the highlight for me.

 

[Arcturus]

Her bicep is the same size as Twinkie.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

The line about thinking sunburns feel good really convinced me that her body is actually trying to self destruct.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Without watching the video, has she specifically shopped around or taken a recommendation for this psychiatrist, which means preselecting someone least likely to induce Hurtful Truth Level? She needs a middle aged ethnic shrink really.

It's the same "psychiatrist" Becky and all their friends see, and they were all "diagnosed on day one!"

Best pull quote of the video:
"It makes me want to go sit on Hawaii with a coconut drink"

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

It's the same "psychiatrist" Becky and all their friends see, and they were all "diagnosed on day one!"

Best pull quote of the video:
"It makes me want to go sit on Hawaii with a coconut drink"

Diagnosed with what, and for what purpose?