I am posting my Secret Santa gift here because, like Kari Kamiya, I am not sure that my giftee is aware of this thread. It is possible that they might just be horrified with what they have received, which would be an understandable reaction. Also, because the gift is so rich in autism, there will probably be a sequel at some point.
It's a short novelette where Russell Greer and Jonathan Yaniv are a detective and a judge, respectively, and team up to fight lolcow-related crime. I wrote it during one of the worst weeks of my life.