Science Season’s mis-greetings: why timing matters in global academia - Stop using ‘summer’, ‘winter’ and the rest when inviting researchers to events — it’s a small step, but it’s necessary and inclusive.

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Hello from the Southern Hemisphere, where the days are getting longer and temperatures are rising. Yet, despite the clear signs of spring here, we find ourselves inundated with invitations to events that speak of fall or autumn, or newsletters announcing workshops that will run this coming winter. It leaves us wondering: are we invited at all into this season different from our own?

This curious oversight, in which seasons, instead of months, are used for scheduling, is especially puzzling in the scientific community — a group known for its precision and careful communication. Why do we, of all people, persist in relying on region-specific seasonal markers? What is even more baffling is that this takes place in our fields of weather and climate science, with little regard for how different things might be outside the Northern Hemisphere.

We have even come across a number of ‘global’ analyses that assume that June, July and August are summer months for the entire world. You’d think that this kind of mistake would’ve been caught early on, but no, it still happens.

So what exactly is a season? The answer depends on who you ask. Is it an astronomical season based on equinoxes and solstices (following the solar calendar), or a meteorological one that starts on the first of day of a month in the Julian calendar? Even the widely used Western constructs differ in their start dates and definitions. For example, in Australia, where we are based, it’s common to use the meteorological calendar and start our seasons on the first day of the month, whereas in North America, astronomical seasons are used — winter in the United States begins on the winter solstice (21 or 22 December).

And it’s not just a matter of temporal accuracy — many parts of the world experience wet and dry seasons that are not reflected in distinctions between summer and winter. And Indigenous communities often use seasonal calendars that align with their local environments, reflecting a deep connection with nature’s cycles.

To address these issues, here are some recommendations.

Avoid naming seasons for events or communication . This might not be an issue when inviting researchers from a single country, but it’s crucial if you’re trying to attract an international audience.

Provide specific dates and months . Even saying “summer (Northern Hemisphere)” implies the Euro–American-centric approach. The simple use of a month instead removes any confusion.

Respect work–life balance consistently around the globe . It’s well-known that August is often avoided for events owing to European holidays. Let’s extend the same courtesy by steering clear of scheduling major events in January, when many in the Southern Hemisphere are on holiday, and many in the world are celebrating the lunar new year.

Adjust global analyses to account for hemispheric differences . If you’re researching summer heat or winter cold, make sure to use the appropriate months for each hemisphere. Failing to do so leads to flawed analyses and skewed results.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03245-0 (Archive)
 
Man, I really wish that shit like this was the most pressing problem I faced in my professional or personal life.
 
So what exactly is a season? The answer depends on who you ask
If there's a "Summer Symposium" being held in a country, you can safelty assume it's taking place in what everyone in that country calls summer. Shockingly, despite being a multinational global affair, events are still held in specific locations. If you can't figure it out then Google it, it isn't difficult. If you've ever worked internationally you'll know you need to find our how country X does things rather than assuming they must do things exactly like you, or that they'll do things in some sort of neutral globalist way. To assume that is - ironically - what people mean by a "neo-colonialist mindset".

I spent a few years working in several countries around the horn of Africa and let's just say, if I expected them to conduct business like a British person or fully cater to British expectations, I would have at best failed utterly at my job, and at worst been found in a ditch.

The exception would be an Equatorial country that only has rainy season and dry season, but then they're not going to use words like "summer" in the first place.
Provide specific dates and months . Even saying “summer (Northern Hemisphere)” implies the Euro–American-centric approach. The simple use of a month instead removes any confusion.
There are precisely zero serious events that would just specify "taking place in summer" without also clarifying exactly when in summer it's happening. The exception would be, I don't know, some sort of summer love-in dryad event where you can just turn up at any point in the summer months and see if some drugged up hippies are about, but that is entirely irrelevant to any form of serious academia (and they'd probably specify the months they consider summer).
 
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Avoid naming seasons for events or communication . This might not be an issue when inviting researchers from a single country, but it’s crucial if you’re trying to attract an international audience.
And Indigenous communities often use seasonal calendars that align with their local environments, reflecting a deep connection with nature’s cycles.
There are very few organizations that are not "based" anywhere and therefore don't have a defined season; if such an organization holds an online event, then the event doesn't have a season either.
Otherwise, it is in fact good and proper to align with the local environment and reflect a deep connection with nature's cycles.

If there's an in-person conference held in Sydney tomorrow, it's a Spring conference.
If there's an online conference held by the University of Sydney tomorrow, it's also a Spring conference.
If there's an in-person conference in Mwanza tomorrow, it's a Rain Season conference (or whatever they call it).

Fuck off, globalist scum.
 
omg uneducated southerners, I can hear the banjos already, dida-leer-deer-deer-deer-deer

just die of some death of despair already
 
90% of the world's population lives in the Northern Hemisphere. And of the 10% that don't, the only countries that I could imagine even caring about this as an issue are Australia and New Zealand. The authors of this article:
Melissa Hart is a climate scientist and associate director of training and leadership in the ARC Centre of Excellence for 21 st Century Weather, University of Tasmania, Australia.
Negin Nazarian is a Scientia Senior Lecturer in the Climate Resilient Cities lab in the School of Built Environment, University of New South Wales, Sydney, Australia.
Just as I thought.
 
There are precisely zero serious events that would just specify "taking place in summer" without also clarifying exactly when in summer it's happening. The exception would be, I don't know, some sort of summer love-in dryad event where you can just turn up at any point in the summer months and see if some drugged up hippies are about, but that is entirely irrelevant to any form of serious academia (and they'd probably specify the months they consider summer).
To be fair alot exact date events start as very vague and only get locked down after establish there is enough intrests. The exact date tends to require things like booking venues, putting down deposits and making sure the crucial people can make it. So you hear about spring carnival, summer camp and winter prom long before you know the date because some information is better for judging if you are intrested or capable of attending than nothing at all.
 
To be fair alot exact date events start as very vague and only get locked down after establish there is enough intrests. The exact date tends to require things like booking venues, putting down deposits and making sure the crucial people can make it. So you hear about spring carnival, summer camp and winter prom long before you know the date because some information is better for judging if you are intrested or capable of attending than nothing at all.
Sure, but even in that early planning situation you still have to engage your critical thinking skills and work out what they mean.

If an Aussie is proposing a "winter conference" I'm not going to assume it's going to be in November, because that's not Australian wintertime. These people complaining about it (much like people complaining about "the Middle East" over "West Asia") have never worked in international business and therefore have no idea that those of us who do literally have to consider "things are different in different countries". They like the idea of everything being the same everywhere, and unironically that's way more racist and colonialist than assuming people comprehending "a country is going to have attitudes common to that country, even when it's a multinational event".

This has made me MATI more than most things. I didn't get sodding typhoid to be lectured by someone about how we should all be the same.
 
I get it, the incessant Winter steam sales in November look weird to me in December, but this just makes my fellow Australians seem like Hemisphere cucks.
 
Also, will colonials stop saying ‘. And Indigenous communities…’ when whining about things. Despite the best efforts of their governments, most of Europe, for instance, is still at least 70% indigenous, even more so in China, Japan, India most of Africa. It’s not the noble savage flex you think it is, it’s the norm in most places so stop being so fucking parochial.
I've repeatedly seen events for bipoc people advertised in the UK. Meaning that they are events for pretty much everyone. I also recently saw an entry form for an event run by an American company. It's open to anyone from everywhere in the world and it offers free entry to bipoc people. I'm hoping it's flooded with requests for free entry from white Europeans.
 
I learned when I was 5 or 6 in science class about the latitudes and how the earth is tilted so that when it's winter here it's summer up north and vice-versa.

How much of a retard monkey IQ you need to be to be unable to make that calculation in your head when you see a winter themed conference in new York or some shit in December?

I bet this macaco retard can't read the dial of a analog clock and is probably angry that the big Ben isn't some soulless LED clock tower.
 
I've repeatedly seen events for bipoc people advertised in the UK. Meaning that they are events for pretty much everyone. I also recently saw an entry form for an event run by an American company. It's open to anyone from everywhere in the world and it offers free entry to bipoc people. I'm hoping it's flooded with requests for free entry from white Europeans.
It’d be great if a load of blond and ginger Europeans rock up demanding free entry. Especially the gingers, as apparently it’s a leftover from Neanderthal DNA, which being from 300,000-40,000 years ago is about as indigenous as you can possibly get.
 
"OMG I have to fly Florida for a conference! It's not even really fall there! They have palm trees! It's beach themed and my state is landlocked!"

Academics are fucking retarded and this is condensed globalist bullshit. You adhere to the conventions of the host country, you don't fly to Australia and demand they keep the opera house open till 4am because you don't want to be jet lagged. Experiencing other cultures in an immersive fashion is practically the point of travel... but no Japan has to be the same as California and NYC and Sydney and London... everything must be a distinction-less homogenized gray, you aren't even allowed distinct weather. This is what they are pushing by way of concern trolling, GLOBO HOMO.


When in Rome, nigger.
 
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