Scary Movie appreciation thread

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I'm not going to pretend they were high art, but there are a lot of jokes I still remember, and compared to the shit masquerading as a comedy nowadays, we didn't know how good we had.

Anyways, memorable moments:

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

there was also the one scene where one girl masturbated the freezing guy and the jizz shot her towards the door, i guess its too much for jewtube lol.

 

[Quijibo69]

The only good ones are scary movie and scary movie 2.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

It's crazy because despite ~60% of the jokes not landing for me, the remaining 40% left me on the floor. Spray n' pray comedy. They're just pure fun.

Meet the Spartans was when it wore thin.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

HEEE HEEE SHAMONE

 

[The Nothingness]

How many takes were done for this scene because of the other actors corpsing?

Before Joe Biden, there was Leslie Nielsen.

 

[Judge Holden]

The only good ones are scary movie and scary movie 2.

Yeah, pretty much the entirety of my three fifths of an opinion. 3 has a couple amusing moments but is majorly outweighed by actively annoying shit that while not as insufferable as the later Friedberg/Seltzer slop was still in the same general zip code. 4 is basically just the annoying shit through the run length.

I have zero interest in anything that came after, and will happily ignore this new one until I receive 5 years worth of consistent glowing reviews and recommendations from sauces I feel are worth a damn

 

[Super-Chevy454]

And beware of some random black cat.

 

[Preacher ✝]

And beware of some random black cat.

He was a reference to Salem, the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

 

[Spyro the Dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZ58S-7QP0

Archive:

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

damn i'm hyped

 

[BigMan13]

That's funny as fuck.

 

[starborn427614]

The first two films were pretty formative for my sense of humour. Never saw the other three.

 

[Vibralldo]

You know, all that stuff about how black people were harassing the guy that has Tourette's because they think he was saying nigger on purpose made me really hate the black community recently, but this is making me think they aren't too bad after all.

The intro bit where they have all the monsters on the subway is a perfect representation of riding public transit in America.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

If it wasn't for charlie sheen and lelsie neilson I would've hated 3, 1 and 2 shit on modern comedies. Pls keep pissing off the xers

 

[Quijibo69]

Saw the new one by Magic Faries. It loses a lot of steam after the first act. After that, It tries to do both old and new Scary Movies and fails at both. The best thing was the Final Destination parody at the beginning. The K-pop parody thing should go to cused thread.

 

[Spyro the Dragon]

Just got back from watching it and overall I thought it was alright, it's obviously not as good as the first two films but a hell of a lot better than 5.