Say Something Nice about Florida

[Audit]

We all have our own stories about Florida. It's well known as the worst state in the Union, and its people seem to get into situations that the rest of us didn't even know were possible. In the interest of doing something different, say something about Florida that you genuinely admire or appreciate.

I'll start. Florida's beaches are quite nice, and Miami beach was a great location for The Birdcage.

 

[RG 448]

I have fond memories of coming home from Florida.

 

[ICametoLurk]

If Florida didn't exist then Florida man would live down the block from you, you should all be thankful that Florida exists so all the crazies can live there.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

It's not as shitty as Somalia......?

 

[KM 749]

It ain’t California.

 

[Black Waltz]

Disneyland? I don't know

 

[Paralethal]

Home of author Carl Hiaasen, and the setting for many of his books.

 

[Star Stuff]

It's not Detroit.

 

[escapegoat]

One day it will be underwater.

 

[ForgedBlades]

They have some decent golf courses.

 

[AnOminous]

They grow citrus fruits there.

 

[Pop]

I like their orange juice. It's good enough to be exported in other continents.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Disneyland? I don't know

Disneyland is in Anaheim. The one in Florida is Disney World and it's but a pale imitation.

 

[Pop]

I like the turtles?

 

[Clown Baby]

It's a cool place to ship old people.

 

[MrTroll]

It has a lot of Cubans and Cubans are enthusiastically racist towards niggers.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

St.Augustine is absolutely beautiful. And, the state slows down hurricanes sometimes!

Also, even stupid Florida was smart enough to know the South was right.

 

[autista]

The beaches in redneck Florida (the panhandle) are the best in the US

 

[Pop]

Crocodiles.

 

[Somsnosa]

I have two friends there that I love very much.