SAW X - This time, it's personal.

[Internet War Criminal]

A bunch of schizo spergs who have their rent free minds that don't like anything except for tranime goyslop shit are not gonna give a rat's ass about actual good threads here on the Farms. It's retarded, but I do love me some horror, and I discuss a lot on the /horror/ megathread.

Having that said, a Saw X thread is kinda necessary(?) because the movie is coming out, even if it does look like shit

I mean the whole reason why I started that thread was because it was hard to discuss anything, especially horror, without those faggots chiming in, and it lead to the greatest thread on this specific board so imo its still better to keep it contained there because the anime goyslop faggots usually don’t wander in such long threads randomly

 

[TVB]

I mean the whole reason why I started that thread was because it was hard to discuss anything, especially horror, without those faggots chiming in, and it lead to the greatest thread on this specific board so imo its still better to keep it contained there because the anime goyslop faggots usually don’t wander in such long threads randomly

Well yea, I thought the /horror/ megathread is a fun thread. I wish people would migrate to talk about horror than any bullshit tranime goyslop honestly.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Well yea, I thought the /horror/ megathread is a fun thread. I wish people would migrate to talk about horror than any bullshit tranime goyslop honestly.

Same tbh. Like, there’s s legit discussion to have about the Saw series and its merit besides faggot saying ‘Only the first one was good’, which is the generic reply they say about every single fucking horror series and its boring.

 

[White Devil]

Same tbh. Like, there’s s legit discussion to have about the Saw series and its merit besides faggot saying ‘Only the first one was good’, which is the generic reply they say about every single fucking horror series and its boring.

Cope.

 

[Sniperwoof]

They are seven of these incredibly shitty films?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I wonder if they'll reboot after this, or if they'll wait til Tobin Bell dies.

 

[TVB]

They are seven of these incredibly shitty films?

Are you living under a rock? There are nine.

I wonder if they'll reboot after this, or if they'll wait til Tobin Bell dies.

Or someone over at Lionsgate will hire an AI to voice Jigsaw/Billy

 

[Pitbull Victim]

So with this latest movie, all the victims appear to be medical scammers. Having already done crooked cops and the insurance industry, my prediction is that if this movie is successful, they'll make a sequel where all the victims are part of some crypto rugpull scam. Jigsaw will be back as an AI created by one of Cary Elwes's kids from the first movie who's pissed after losing all of the family money on the shitcoin and one of the trap messages will reference "the blockchain" as a block and chain yanks some dude's head off.

This is the most absolutely retarded premise I could think of for a Saw movie so I am confident some exec will push this.

 

[TVB]

So with this latest movie, all the victims appear to be medical scammers. Having already done crooked cops and the insurance industry, my prediction is that if this movie is successful, they'll make a sequel where all the victims are part of some crypto rugpull scam. Jigsaw will be back as an AI created by one of Cary Elwes's kids from the first movie who's pissed after losing all of the family money on the shitcoin and one of the trap messages will reference "the blockchain" as a block and chain yanks some dude's head off.

This is the most absolutely retarded premise I could think of for a Saw movie so I am confident some exec will push this.

Why stop here, Lionsgate and Twisted will do a sequel where Jigsaw goes to space, like with Jason or Leprechaun, or they'll do a crossover with shit like Hellraiser, Final Destination or The Purge, or have another TV series or make another shitty sequel to Spiral.

Fucking christ, will they just stop already?

 

[The Feline Solution]

Saw was already shit by the second film. Even the first one is meh, i watched that one at FFF '04 or '05 because the blurb in the pamphlet sounded cool, felt kinda let down by it.

cowafucking piece of dogshit

Still the funniest thing Rolfe ever said.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

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More like SAW a Big Pile of Dogshit! This movie is a shitload of fuck! It's diarrhea comin' outta my dick! I'd rather have Jigsaw stick a housekey up a roadkilled possum's ass than to watch another cowafucking piece of dogshit ever again!

That sounds more gamedude than AVGN

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

they'll do a crossover with shit like Hellraiser

That will actually be amazing:
"Pinhead, to exit the room before it's filled with a deadly toxin you must jump into this pit full of used syringes and retrieve the key.
Wait why are you taking your cloths off?".

More seriously it will allow more fantastical traps, bigger stakes and maybe even character development of dead Jigsaw getting pleasure from torturing others rather than doing it for any kind of "moral" reason.

 

[TVB]

That sounds more gamedude than AVGN

I thought it sounded more like Chris Bores.

Saw was already shit by the second film.

Fuck you, 2, 3 and 6 were good.

That will actually be amazing:
"Pinhead, to exit the room before it's filled with a deadly toxin you must jump into this pit full of used syringes and retrieve the key.
Wait why are you taking your cloths off?".

More seriously it will allow more fantastical traps, bigger stakes and maybe even character development of dead Jigsaw getting pleasure from torturing others rather than doing it for any kind of "moral" reason.

Alright I won't lie, I could see that.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I can't be the only person who sees the title and thinks of Jimmy Norton or some other hack comic talking about what Bostonians wear under their shoes.

 

[TVB]

I can't be the only person who sees the title and thinks of Jimmy Norton or some other hack comic talking about what Bostonians wear under their shoes.

The title, Saw X, is basically the same as Fast X. Just having X in the title to indicate that this is the tenth movie, thus using said roman numeral just to "sound cool"

 

[The Feline Solution]

Fuck you, 2, 3 and 6 were good.

Shit taste

 

[TVB]

Shit taste

Cope and seethe nigger

 

[The Feline Solution]

Cope and seethe nigger

Always. But seriously, 2 i can sorta understand, 6 i did not watch but 3? That one was bad. What did you think makes it a good film? The trap gimmick already lost its charme by then and the film had zero suspense, a totally boring slog.

 

[TVB]

Always. But seriously, 2 i can sorta understand, 6 i did not watch but 3? That one was bad. What did you think makes it a good film? The trap gimmick already lost its charme by then and the film had zero suspense, a totally boring slog.

I thought the story in 3 was good. I still like it, but having that said, I just don't like 3 the same way everyone else does, and was the reason for the downfall of the franchise.

 

[Power Appreciator]

They should do a crossover between Saw and Fast & Furious where Vin Diesel and his diverse group of friends are all trapped in car-themed traps