Сats or dogs? - Your answer can and will be used against you.

[White_N]

What type of fluffy bastards do you prefer and why?

 

[Overcast]

Dogs: You love me, feed me and give me shelter. You must be God.

Cats: You love me, feed me and give me shelter. I must be God.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You already know

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Fuck you, Cogs:

 

[Jason Wynn]

I like both but prefer cats.

 

[MrGodSlave]

I love dogs because they take a little shooka shooka but some are niggers while in fact all cats are niggers aside from the dogs in cat costumes

 

[Character from a movie]

CatDog

 

[Just A Butt]

dogs are for people with yards and time

cats are for apartments and lazy people

 

[electrician's apprentice]

Dogs used to chase me when I rode my bike as a kid so I have some resentments, so I guess cats.
But if we're talking about pets I'm more of a turtle guy

 

[Noble Ocelot]

Cats, their coats are more complex and asteticly pleasing plus, they feel better.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Cats

 

[Feline Supremacist]

¿Por qué no los dos?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Dogs are the quitessential pet for humans. They instinctively have family structures and dynamics just like humans, which means it's easier to relate to them on some level. They will protect you whether through alerting of danger or attacking enemies. Dogs, like yorkshire terriers, can also be used for vermin control and they love to do it.

I like cats for passive vermin control, but they aren't very loving and are frankly disgusting creatures when indoors. They're all whores where they just buddy up with whomever hands them food. Whenever I see a man who owns a cat, he guaranteed to be a cuck, a bitch, tranny, or gay. Cats are nice as living conversation pieces but if they're not providing a service they should fuck off.

¿Por qué no los dos?

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based border collie enjoyer

 

[Catler]

Cats. They’re cuter and way less annoying, and the average dog smells awful.

 

[Table Country]

My cat is a retard who is extremely dependant upon me and enjoys being around me.
My dog is a needy little thing who is extremely dependant upon me and enjoys being around me.
The cat/dog dichotomy is false, and you're niggers for believing in it.

 

[Dysnomia]

Fuck you, Cogs:

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There's actually a sci fi story about this. I can't remember what it's called. But it's an older story by a famous author. Heatwave turned my brain into scrambled eggs but the creatures are called docats. Although I think cogs sound cooler.

In the story mankind lives in bunkers after a nuclear event. Martian contact is established and the Martians are trying to help them via technological and food aid. But the adults were so bored and missed society so much that they created this bizarre board game with a Barbie like doll. They take apart all the Martian tech to make props for the board game instead of using it to rebuild society. The kids think it's stupid and go outside to play.

 

[DumbDude42]

dogs can be great but can also be extremely annoying and retarded if the owner doesn't train them properly
cats on the other hand are pretty much always great by default

 

[PolPot]

why not both

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Dogs all the way

 

[Soycast Guy]

Dogs and dogs only. They’re loyal, loving, and always want to protect the people they love. Cats are narcissistic creatures who only come to you when they want something. I don’t understand the love for cats. Now the average cat owner is normal, but I do stay away from people who own a few too many cats.

Also most cats I’ve come across are really fucking mean except two.