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- 3 de Sep, 2020
If Santa isn't real, why are the cookies and milk gone even though momma and daddy are asleep???? Explain that, retards.
Santa Believer Thread
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- 24 de Jul, 2019
Jokes on you! I am a firm believer of the 3 Magic Kings. Gold, myrrh and incense ftw. And we have a nigger who carry all the gifts, thanks Balthazar.
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- 26 de Sep, 2019
Lil redpill for you all:
The whole reason orphanages have charity drives where you donate toys and shit isn't because Santa hates orphans or anything.
Think about it.
What the orphanage administration does is they rally up all the kids and force them to ask santa for 8-balls of cocaine, fentanyl, all sorts'a shit. Then on Christmas Day Santa delivers a shitload of drugs under the tree and all the adults go and take the drugs and distribute them amongst themselves and the kids all just get whatever shit got donated at the supermarket. It's the perfect crime.
Let that sink in.
The whole reason orphanages have charity drives where you donate toys and shit isn't because Santa hates orphans or anything.
Think about it.
What the orphanage administration does is they rally up all the kids and force them to ask santa for 8-balls of cocaine, fentanyl, all sorts'a shit. Then on Christmas Day Santa delivers a shitload of drugs under the tree and all the adults go and take the drugs and distribute them amongst themselves and the kids all just get whatever shit got donated at the supermarket. It's the perfect crime.
Let that sink in.
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
Psh, everyone knows Santa kidnaps kids at the mall, injects them with hormone blockers, and enslaves them in his toy factory for eternity!
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- 16 de Dic, 2019
Big Boss believes in Santa. Are you badass enough to believe in Christmas magic?
I hope Santa gets me comfy socks.
I hope Santa gets me comfy socks.
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- 1 de Ago, 2019
To stop cucking my dad.So what are you guys asking Santa for this Christmas?
LOL jk we're all getting coal because we're cyberbullies.
