Same height/weight you vs a kangaroo, you win?

[Mister Baranavichy]

Title, to the death, can you out muscle a roo?

 

[draggs]

You didn't say anything about no shotguns

I win

 

[Catler]

Like every aussie male I had to do this at 13 years old to become a man. I have no doubt I'd win again.

 

[Jack Noir]

This is too easy, can I fight more than one kangaroo at the same time?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im sure a kangaroo my size and weight would kill me pretty quickly.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

im sure a kangaroo my size and weight would kill me pretty quickly.

He's comin for ya

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if you define “win” by having your balls kicked up into your throat then yes … but otherwise no.
It‘s true you can get away with putting a quick one on their chin but that’s
their call. They’ve decided to giggle not guts you.