🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Springer]

She forgot to mention in her empyrean Family Reunion/Shout Out her meth and crack afficionado Cousin who was ,,more a father to her'', and forcibly found his final resting place in a dumpster, James.

Kiwi Farts?! Lol! You really got us there Sammie!!! Who are you going to make reports to exactly? The FBI?

Ok, Sam, let's say you call the FBI Big Online Meanies division and make a "report." What are you gonna tell them? "Oh, there's a site that reposts my public Facebook posts and pokes fun at my dumb decisions?"

Thank God she's talking about Kiwi Farts and not here because I've heard that once you're reported to the Cyber Police consequences will never be the same.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Omg this article is so funny! It’s about Little Rock becoming the fattest city in America and the reporter just dogs people over and over in a completely straight faced way. All of the pics are comedy gold. And there is a local Sarge burger the size of a basketball. This is a 10/10 must ready, comedy gold. https://www.dailymail.com/health/article-15893231/little-rock-arkansas-fattest-city-obese.html

 

[A Owll]

Omg this article is so funny! It’s about Little Rock becoming the fattest city in America and the reporter just dogs people over and over in a completely straight faced way. All of the pics are comedy gold. And there is a local Sarge burger the size of a basketball. This is a 10/10 must ready, comedy gold. https://www.dailymail.com/health/article-15893231/little-rock-arkansas-fattest-city-obese.html

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[The Judean People's Front]

The very first photo in that Fattyfat article could be Kim, only she's less dirty.


Sammie connected with her Dad on Father's Day by day drinking sodee-booze in the cemetery with her sister and their kids.



I mean, ok, maybe Sammie didn't drink, but someone had three of those nasty things.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

sodee-booze

I didn’t know wine coolers still exist but they are straight up spiked HFCS. Pure diabetes in a bottle.