💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

The one with the old lady who owed money to the drugdealer. I think that was it for me in terms of laughs. The rest of the show I was 😑
This is something I've felt for a little while. I think that video I posted a while back talking about art, and some other stuff helped put it in perspective for me a bit. Like podawful had an interview with Sven Stauffels a while back. That kind of touched on this with ren and stimpy, and some other topics.

This kind of art/comedy really benefits just as much from what isn't said, as what is said. When it's subversive enough that a message can't be directly stated because the powers that be won't allow it to exist if it goes too far. It gives it a bit more meaning, it definitely has a quality that otherwise wouldn't be there. If the message becomes too direct. It suddenly loses a lot of that subtly or meaning. Also when it becomes popular enough in the culture to no longer be considered counter culture, I think there is a certain quality to that kind of art that is lost. Also a lot of the time super direct political commentary just isn't that funny, it can be sometimes, but I think a lot of the time in comedy nuance is really important.

Basically my point is that good art tends to come when you are forced to get meaning from what isn't allowed to be said directly. Whether that's because a network wouldn't let the message get through if it was said too plainly, or because whoever made it wanted to leave things up to the person viewing it to interpret it themselves for some other reason.
 
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Sam might've committed real estate fraud
Since the topic of the S3 house being sold came up, I went to check to see who is on the deed. Turns out the S3 house isn't owned by Fishtank LLC, its owned by My Great Homes LLC which is a Sam Hyde company made specifically for this purpose. Before Season 3 aired the house was likely transferred for the price of $1 from Fishtank LLC to My Great Homes LLC -- the reasoning behind this is because Fishtank LLC has investors via the Wefunder, the only way they will get a return on investment is if the company goes public on the stock market or if the company closes down and sells all the assets off. Transferring the 1.3m S3 house to a seperate company means that Sam and whomever else is a shareholder of that company (Jet and Ben maybe) get to profit without sharing it with the Wefunder investors.

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Sam might've committed real estate fraud
People have said a lot of things about Sam throughout his career but one thing is certain: that niggas going to jail for the rest of his life for committing real estate fraud. I want to say that "a neo nazi pedophile going to prison for committing tax fraud" wasn't on my 2025 bingo card but it actually was. It was inevitable. Candyman is going to jail. What are the thread simps going to do when their e daddy is in prison? Will they finally touch grass after all these years. It's not on my 2025 bingo card, that's for sure.

If there was ever a time to feature this thread it would be NOW NOW NOW!!!
 
You nigger learned about real estate from Season 3 of the wire lmao
Sorry that your e daddy is going to prison, where he'll get to experience what a real alpha male is and not just pretend internet alpha. His debtmaxxing strategy might work with Jewish bankers, but I don't think it will work when he trades Tyrone his anus for one cigarette. Maybe he can trade some of his famous life advice??? Oh wait, nobody's going to want to listen to someone who knowingly defrauded the real estate industry.
 
People have said a lot of things about Sam throughout his career but one thing is certain: that niggas going to jail for the rest of his life for committing real estate fraud.
Al Capone himself was in Alcatraz because of tax evasion. If there's one thing I can never stress enough about the American justice system to Non-Americans, its this:

DO NOT FUCK WITH MONEY.
They'll put you away for 15 years in federal (the bad kind when you think American prisons) if the IRS gets a whiff of any foul play, and they will catch you. Those dudes are boogeymen that make all the CPAs shit themselves when they're even mentioned. They'll treat you like you murdered your entire family and throw the book at you just because they can.
 
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Al Capone himself was in Alcatraz because of tax evasion. If there's one thing I can never stress enough about the American justice system to Non-Americans, its this:

DO NOT FUCK WITH MONEY.
They'll put you away for 15 years if the IRS gets a whiff of any foul play, and they will catch you. Those dudes are boogeymen that make all the CPAs shit themselves when they're even mentioned.
He's even on the Tax Delinquents list for Rhode Island (he owes $175k). State level is one thing but keep fucking around enough and the feds get involved.

Steroids and white collar crime don't mix.
 
Sam has Chief Rabbinate levels of lawyers. I can only assume everything is legal, he's not an idiot. It would be very funny to see him in court for fraud though.
Bill Ottman would finally have the chance to prove his worth. Even if Sam got charged, he'd likely get a slap on the wrist with barely any jail time and maybe some probation, fines and house arrest unless some shitlib prosecutor really wanted to make an example of him.

Can Jewish tricks save a gentile from a lengthy prison sentence? Only time will tell.
 
Bill Ottman would finally have the chance to prove his worth. Even if Sam got charged, he'd likely get a slap on the wrist with barely any jail time and maybe some probation, fines and house arrest unless some shitlib prosecutor really wanted to make an example of him.

Can Jewish tricks save a gentile from a lengthy prison sentence? Only time will tell.
The problem with fraud in general is that you have to prove intentional malice. Sam has a lot of online content he could play in court to show that he is clearly retarded :cunningpepe:
 
The problem with fraud in general is that you have to prove intentional malice. Sam has a lot of online content he could play in court to show that he is clearly retarded :cunningpepe:
He could always just point to Jet and go "see, we were incompetent and didn't know what we were doing!"

Perhaps Jet was the real fall guy all along.
 
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