💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

I was replaying Halo3 again and what did I find? My favorite easter egg.
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I see what he's saying, he wants to bring back pistols at dawn. I think that might be a good idea, Sam's arms are too big to ever draw fast enough.
Pistols at dawn had its own very large set of unwritten rules. There's a reason why Aaron Burr was socially ostracized after shooting Hamilton in a duel. The level of insult was nowhere near as far as he took it. Burr's conduct was justified under code duello, but Hamilton could not refuse the challenge despite wanting to and all but directly said he was going to delope. To shoot to kill under those circumstances made Burr look vicious, since dueling isn't about killing people in an extralegal manner despite it often having that outcome.
 
Can anyone link me to a torrent of the new season?
I already paid this dude 3 months of the pod on his website that still censors all the Jews, nigga, and rape words

I liked the sparky crispy skit they put up on YouTube for 10 hours ,should have downloaded it while I had the Chance
 
The rest are there to make sure Sam and Nick never go a moment with their penis unglazed. They have no thoughts in their head, nothing to offer the world except glazing, and nothing to contribute to the podcast. Harland seems to have recognized this before the podcast started and made sure they'd all be represented, constantly hassling the pinoy to chime in when there's not a chance he'd be able to contribute anything funny.
"Mein Candyman, Harland didn't care about his table. Operation Gorilla Nest did not take place."
"The following Wiggers stay here, Schultz, Carol, Hayden, und Rochefort."
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... Nick... the ever true Nick... for him to have laughed along with Harland.
Charles, ja.
Eric, ja
Damiel, ja Ja JA!
But Nick... this is the greatest betrayal of all.
Do what you will, but I will never go along with the bit. I'd sooner flip some tables.
 
Comparing Sam and iDubbbzTV is quite out there.
One has two series and a meme legacy under his belt. The other married an e-prostitute, took her last name, and had a vasectomy for her.
Even if you're only talking about this in terms of politics, this should still be kept in mind.
No, I stand by my comparison. Both started off as funny men who gained meme status, then Ian decided to switch from edgy humor to unfunny virtue signaling after marrying a BPD succubus. Sam might not be going down that exact same path, but his political grifting is making his comedy worse. Sam on that podcast was like trying to talk to your /pol/ sperg cousin about normal stuff at Thanksgiving dinner but then he crashes out at you because you don't wanna talk about the JQ and he heard the stuffing has seed oils in it.

Right wingers can be unfunny politispergs too.
 
No, I stand by my comparison. Both started off as funny men who gained meme status, then Ian decided to switch from edgy humor to unfunny virtue signaling after marrying a BPD succubus. Sam might not be going down that exact same path, but his political grifting is making his comedy worse. Sam on that podcast was like trying to talk to your /pol/ sperg cousin about normal stuff at Thanksgiving dinner but then he crashes out at you because you don't wanna talk about the JQ and he heard the stuffing has seed oils in it.

Right wingers can be unfunny politispergs too.
I know his name is venom now, but Metokur's most true statement was when he described "Redpill Tourette's". As soon as some people learn about Jews or Niggers or whatever, they can't shut up about it for like a year. For Sam I guess it was more like 15 years.
 
I know his name is venom now, but Metokur's most true statement was when he described "Redpill Tourette's". As soon as some people learn about Jews or Niggers or whatever, they can't shut up about it for like a year. For Sam I guess it was more like 15 years.
Despite all his flaws, old Jimbo has given us many nuggets of wisdom over the years and that one is a prime example.
 
I rescind my opinion that it was all a bit but only because of Nick's stream. This seemed right up Harlands wheelhouse, but I'll eat my hat on this one. There's a reason Nick is the only one brought back on serious podcasts.
 
Despite being the #1 Harland simp apparently I must admit I actually don't consume his content. I wish we had some type of Harland-head in here who could tell us if the type of interview style was normal or not for Harland as a lot of people have speculated certain things were actually subtle digs:
  • Ripe and Tight
  • Look like youve been raped
  • Gorilla Nest (implication you are a gorilla)
Despite being a critic of Sam's reaction I can actually kind of empathize after seeing people in other discussions mention Sam should've just played along and made it funny. I'm not a comic so I can't imagine how I would reply to "have you been raped" in a funny way or what I'd do if the host of a show was telling me to do some physical-improv that involved dancing like a clown (monkey).

Was Harland intentionally fucking with Sam? Did he research sensitive topics before hand?

I checked a few random episodes of Harland Highway. One with Bobby Lee he pulls out a can of Chunky Creamy soup and tells Bobby to make a joke about it. They both attempt to riff on it but it really goes nowhere and then Harland tells a story about how after tennis with Norm MacDonald they'd play a game at the local convenience store and point to an object and the other person would have to make a joke.

Skimmed through the episode with Carrot Top quickly and Harland pulls out a bunch of numerous props in the style of Carrot Top and they riff about them and then Harland pulls out a wooden shoe that has a bunch of small notes inside each with a topic written on the notes.

I watched the Nick Mullen episode and Harland doesn't really "challenge" Nick with an improv scenario or prop like he did to Sam.

tl;dr - I think Sam handled it in possibly the worst way, but I have a bit of sympathy for Sam knowing that I have zero improv skills and if I had to approach the same scenario I have zero idea how I would've made the gorilla nest a funny bit. In a sense I almost understand the tard-rage decision.
 
Sam made an ass out of himself on this interview and damaged Nick's and Chuck's reputation with it.
I legit feel sorry for Nick on this one.
Yeah, it's really embarrassing, I think they'll be fine though. Nick and Charls are the funniest of the group, that's not even debatable.
Hope anyone that reads this has a blessed day, Godspeed.

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I have a theory that Sam is averse to traditional media success, probably on a subconscious level.

Perhaps it's because he's always seen himself as an outsider, maybe its because MDE on Adult Swim got "unjustly" cancelled, but I think he has come to associate traditional media success with being a cuckold sellout faggot.
I think he just doesn't understand that traditional media success means needing to get along with others so that they'd want to work with you or that a rising tide lifts all boats. Like if you don't make it pleasant, reasonable, and profitable to work with you, then you don't get people wanting to work with you who are also good at those things.

So he ends up imagining that so long as you have the popularity, the success will follow. Resulting in a more amateurish production setup that would scare off anyone wanting a job that provides stability (or health insurance).
 
I think he just doesn't understand that traditional media success means needing to get along with others so that they'd want to work with you or that a rising tide lifts all boats. Like if you don't make it pleasant, reasonable, and profitable to work with you, then you don't get people wanting to work with you who are also good at those things.

So he ends up imagining that so long as you have the popularity, the success will follow. Resulting in a more amateurish production setup that would scare off anyone wanting a job that provides stability (or health insurance).
Keep in mind I'm a Fishtank sperg so take my opinion with a grain of basmati rice.

He spent half a decade as an outsider, and the second he achieved large scale success he immediately got treated as a 'thought leader'. He can't handle not being in charge of a situation that is being broadcasted. Fishtank has clearly convinced him that he is supposed to be a force of nature that can't ever be challenged. The fact that he freaks out at any conversation he isn't leading just shows he's drunk his (and Jet's) own Koolaide.
 
Despite being the #1 Harland simp apparently I must admit I actually don't consume his content. I wish we had some type of Harland-head in here who could tell us if the type of interview style was normal or not for Harland as a lot of people have speculated certain things were actually subtle digs
When he went on Rogan, he had a tattoo of clawmarks from a mountain lion or sth on one side of his chest, on the other he had some protrusions glued on to mimick a different type of scar as well. He also had an arm tattoo of some chinese which he used for another bit. He also chewed celery loudly into the mic as part of some tapeworm bit. He seems to enjoy doing zany bits where the recipient has no choice but to play along as if what he's doing is normal.
 
When he went on Rogan, he had a tattoo of clawmarks from a mountain lion or sth on one side of his chest, on the other he had some protrusions glued on to mimick a different type of scar as well. He also had an arm tattoo of some chinese which he used for another bit. He also chewed celery loudly into the mic as part of some tapeworm bit. He seems to enjoy doing zany bits where the recipient has no choice but to play along as if what he's doing is normal.
Right. Its clear he's got strong improv background. Just was more curious if this was a normal thing to force a guest into a scenario that could be embarrassing or if he specifically was trying to piss Sam off.

Regardless my point was that I softened my stance on the scenario a bit when I put myself in Sam's shoes. How do you make "have you been raped" funny on a comedy podcast? And what is a response for the gorilla nest?

Comedy as a performance is hard I imagine. I wouldn't of flipped the desk, but the alternative is to literally play Harland's monkey. Just trying to figure out was that malicious or just his style of podcast. I saw him do some similar stuff to other guests by getting them to do bits but the Sam stuff could be seen as Harland legitimately attempting to humiliate Sam.

Just not sure.
 
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