💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Vulpes Mulpes]

Little did mr. Hyde realize that this was part of Anisa Jomha's and Ian Jomha's masterplan to have him answer for his many and bigly bigoted crimes.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I found this earlier, but it seems it was a bit since he wasn't taken into custody which was claimed.
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And it was a female cop too.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Hasan finally snitched on Sam?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Spell? He can barely even talk.

Edit: Just did some searching and it turns out that report is actually real. Sam shows up in exactly 0 arrest/inmate searches though so they probably realized it was just some crazy cunt who reported him (if he was even reported, this just shows that Channing made a report - doesn't specify who she reported)

Link to report. Sorry for the stupid long screenshot but I wanted to show this is actually on the FWPD's real .gov site.

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It finally loaded and it was Channing 100%
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What I'm guessing happened is they put him in cuffs, questioned him, realized Channing was a scorned ex that was making shit up, and Sam sweet talked them into uncuffing him on stage for the publicity.
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Obligatory meme:

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

Samuel Hussein Hyde got away with beating women and blowing up hospitals full of Jewish children, that Muslim Hamas terrorist privilege really serving him.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

In some ways, Channing is the best alog Sam could ever have because she's so insane that whatever he actually did that's bad he'll always get away with because who could believe Channing of all people? Maybe if she had provided the cops with some Christmas examples they really would have arrested him.

 

[Poop Tickler]

Her "Interview" on MATI tells you everything you need to know about her.

Figures I've seen this breadcrumbed in my feeds all day with zero context and I show up to the farms and it's all laid out, just had to wait for Jersh to roll out of bed.

Sam seems to give out advice akin to a minefield inlaid with golden nuggets, but I'm glad he's all good; I saw him posting 5 hour old IG stories and knew something was fucky.

 

[4090 Chad]

I wonder if it will be possible to get a copy of the call to report Sam for assault.

 

[Queesechake]

False reporting is straight up a crime but of course Channing won't face any consequences because the legal system is infested with people who believe mentally ill women can do no wrong.

They'll just make up some gay excuse like "If we prosecute her it will make other women who were actually abused afraid to come forward!”

 

[Kirtto]

So was he really able to finish his comedy show? If so this is good for him because "crazy stalker calling the cops falsely on him to try and end his show" will gather him some good sympathy

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Have Channing on the show again Null, it's no where near Christmas no way she'll burn you twice

 

[beautiful person]

Channing is such a fuckup. It'd be sad if she wasn't also such a nuisance.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Have Channing on the show again Null, it's no where near Christmas no way she'll burn you twice

Get ready for Independence day example.

 

[Beavis]

when will this man be brought to justice?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This would be a Christmas example of obsessive stalking behavior which can lead to a restraining order and if I was Sam Hyde I'd pursue it.

How could you say such things about a woman who loves you?

 

[The Feline Solution]

Have Channing on the show again Null, it's no where near Christmas no way she'll burn you twice

Ah, she that crazy woman who was beyond fucked up on a call with Null a while back? Bitch is mentally challenged.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

What I'm guessing happened is they put him in cuffs, questioned him, realized Channing was a scorned ex that was making shit up, and Sam sweet talked them into uncuffing him on stage for the publicity.

Legitimately wold shaking revelation that Sam being cuffed by a tiny female cop wasn't a part of a skit.

 

[Gorilla Man]

This is why you don't stick dick in crazy
You would think that if you could just do it a couple of times and then cut all contact, that would be it...
But no... you are fucked for life

 

[Null]

In some ways, Channing is the best alog Sam could ever have because she's so insane that whatever he actually did that's bad he'll always get away with because who could believe Channing of all people? Maybe if she had provided the cops with some Christmas examples they really would have arrested him.

not implying anything, but picking mentally ill people to abuse is a very common tactic for this reason.

 

[curbside2]

not implying anything, but picking mentally ill people to abuse is a very common tactic for this reason.

Thanks. That explains why Jet was hired.