💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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I am a Thai prostitute,
I worked nights in Pattaya, when I first met Sam Hyde I was 14 year old.
He paid 5 doraru (9999999999 bath) to me for long time. He didn't pay the barfine and got raped in the ass by the ladyboys I think he knew what he was doing and he enjoyed it.
This is evidence the photo I took when he visited me in my village, that shed is where I lived my whole life and I worshipped 8 armed angry demon god because us chingchongs do be weird like that.

 

[Thingamajigga Bob]

Righto, fair enough. He should still hang if he actually did it.
I was wonderin too, where was Marky's father in all of this? How the hell did a man meet up with a teenager and her old man was okay with this? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Suspect the dad wasn't around (prob divorce) since the only mentions I've heard of her parents are of her mom, and if Agatha lore from Marky obsessives is anything to go by, she'd already been molested before, by grandfather.

 

[Woodchipper]

You know he's taking the piss out you with everything he's saying and you're gobbling it up like a retard? Stop being a retard
Edit - holy hell, look at the little cunt go lmao

"Ironically" acting like a pedophile defender is still acting like a pedophile defender. I'm very over letting people muddy the waters with irony.
If it's "just comedy, bro" go up on stage at an open mic and make the "jokes". That way the public at least has a chance to glass you in the alley once you're done

 

[neep nerp]

Suspect the dad wasn't around (prob divorce) since the only mentions I've heard of her parents are of her mom, and if Agatha lore from Marky obsessives is anything to go by, she'd already been molested before, by grandfather.

It was an uncle. Supposedly Sam was seeking advice from a lawyer on going after the uncle when him and Marky almost reconciled in 2019, but then he stopped talking to Marky.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"Ironically" acting like a pedophile defender is still acting like a pedophile defender. I'm very over letting people muddy the waters with irony.
If it's "just comedy, bro" go up on stage at an open mic and make the "jokes". That way the public at least has a chance to glass you in the alley once you're done

No one in this thread is defending pedophila you retard. Who is being ironic here? I've made a few jokes about how shitty the evidence is but there isn't a single ounce of irony in the majority of my posts.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

"Ironically" acting like a pedophile defender is still acting like a pedophile defender. I'm very over letting people muddy the waters with irony.
If it's "just comedy, bro" go up on stage at an open mic and make the "jokes". That way the public at least has a chance to glass you in the alley once you're done

It is a joke, this is the stage, you are the punchline

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Woodchipper: This person fucks kids
Thread: Show evidence
Woodchipper: WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING A PEDOPHILE YOUR E-DADDY SAM YOU WORSHIP HIM AAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Meth Until Death]

"Ironically" acting like a pedophile defender is still acting like a pedophile defender. I'm very over letting people muddy the waters with irony.
If it's "just comedy, bro" go up on stage at an open mic and make the "jokes". That way the public at least has a chance to glass you in the alley once you're done

He's taking the piss out of you and you're playing gay little word games. He's saying the most inflammatory things he can and you're takin the bait. Get a grip and stop being a retard.

 

[Woodchipper]

No one in this thread is defending pedophila you retard. Who is being ironic here? I've made a few jokes about how shitty the evidence is but there isn't a single ounce of irony in the majority of my posts.

Right here bro. Wasn't remotely talking about you

Even if so why do you give a fuck about it? Was she your daughter? Do you get paid to cry about it? I don't get it.
BTW Weinstein and Cosby did nothing wrong never, they produced sttuff we now and love and were ruined by bunch of sad feminists so weird examples to bring up.

I read "Even if Sam did fuck a child, why would you care" as being a pro-pedophilia statement. Do you not?

 

[Humongous Faggotous]

Chuck was off meds or mixed too much with alcohol, felt insecure from something his wife did or said earlier and was in a place he wasn’t comfortable at and more of the stream wanted to know about Sam stuff than him. Also “that dude who acts nothing like a gay is secretly a gay” is like the oldest and easiest insult. Who cares man

Oh so you’re friends with Charls now too and know all about what meds he’s taking? How anyone believes the bullshit from this retard is insane

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Sicko Hunter whip out the bingo card

 

[Meth Until Death]

Even if so why do you give a fuck about it? Was she your daughter? Do you get paid to cry about it? I don't get it.
BTW Weinstein and Cosby did nothing wrong never, they produced sttuff we now and love and were ruined by bunch of sad feminists so weird examples to bring up.

I read "Even if Sam did fuck a child, why would you care" as being a pro-pedophilia statement. Do you not?

How do you not interpret that as bait, specifically tailored and handcrafted just for you?

 

[I'm a Silly]

Pretty sure you're referring to a sketch from World Peace. I don't have it but that bald man was Charls.

if this is it, I thought it was a pooner, unnamed afaik

 

[Sicko Hunter]

All according to plan...

 

[Woodchipper]

All according to plan...
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I mean he paid a child (who he was also fucking) to shill him on 4chan. It's not preposterous to suggest he's continued that pattern of behavior.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I mean he paid a child (who he was also fucking) to shill him on 4chan. It's not preposterous to suggest he's continued that pattern of behavior.

Alright I think I'm done for today. Jet's a pedophile, Sam's a pedophile, Charls is a pedophile, Nicks a pedophile. This is just becoming boring.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I sort of only skimmed the last four pages of this thread but one time I asked a very simple question about Chris Chan in a 36,000 page thread and everyone said "read the thread" and I got a warning. Just saying.

Maybe you should read the fucking thread. This is all old old old news and you are dumb for posting it. Also, since all of Sam's haters worship Charles so hard, you should know that his wife Effina started as a Sam Hyde groupie and when he wasn't interested she settled for Charles. That's in the old /cow/ drama thread.

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

All according to plan...
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Holy shit that's why 10c army dominate the market. Sure you can get much more legit post but 100x of the price is not enough.

I sort of only skimmed the last four pages of this thread but one time I asked a very simple question about Chris Chan in a 36,000 page thread and everyone said "read the thread" and I got a warning. Just saying.

Maybe you should read the fucking thread. This is all old old old news and you are dumb for posting it. Also, since all of Sam's haters worship Charles so hard, you should know that his wife Effina started as a Sam Hyde groupie and when he wasn't interested she settled for Charles. That's in the old /cow/ drama thread.

Why people like Charles, he is the idea guy or something like that?

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

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[Sicko Hunter]

Why people like Charles, he is the idea guy or something like that?

Charls is a very talented comedy writer and also has been in some of the greatest MDE videos. MDE without Charls is not MDE.