💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[popnloch ness monster]

also that coffee is his most egregious moneygrab yet

he's just pushing any shit out now, not out of any particular passion for grifting but because of the cold hard understanding there are people aching to give money to him and he'd be a fool to not give them the opportunity - and who the fuck cares about the people counting his beans, he thinks, they're the sort who poopoo any sort of money making endeavor that's not GOOD HONEST wage slavery or packaging deposit refunds, and they're not the ones moneying his next car

but with this coffee thing, I don't think he just decided to become a coffee merchant - enterprising people are probably reaching out to him for joint product ventures

 

[BlueKirbo]

They probably do. Sam has built quite the little haram of wigger twinks.

idk why but jet neptune gets on my nerves

 

[BlueKirbo]

 

[Noble Redditor]

he's just pushing any shit out now, not out any particular passion for grifting but because of the cold hard understanding there are people aching to give money to him and he'd be a fool to not give them the opportunity - and who the fuck cares about the people counting his beans, he thinks, they're the sort who poopoo any sort of money making endeavor that's not GOOD HONEST wage slavery or packaging deposit refunds, and they're not the ones moneying his next car

but with this coffee thing, I don't think he just decided to become a coffee merchant - enterprising people are probably reaching out to him for join product ventures

Can't forget that Rochefort and his wife have been making thousands selling branded candles seasonly. Sam has probably learned a lot about that and been inspired to launch his own brand. There's no doubt that Nick takes pride in his business and is knowledgeable and passionate about what he sells. People will always doubt Sam's intentions.

 

[An automatic clown]

It’s good shit just trust, not a bland drop shipped sticker attempt, these are good ass beans for your next pour over

I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller

Jet being here being confirmed is still so fucking funny l, but I doubt it’s that Xanax fried fag

 

[apa gapa]

also also im surprised more people havent been tearing into fishtank. very underwhelming and just bad editing. theres one funny clip where you see bic holding a drink in one hand with the camera lopsided and it cuts to his footage, fucking worthless askew shot of sams back but fuck it thats the only coverage they had lmao.

I don't like how they are forcing Damiel so much into the edited version, that gook basically slept 95% of the time. But I guess they have to force in another one of their junkie friends like how he got a stand up spot during one of the meet ups

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller

I'm sure I could find something if I went on a deep dive but I can't recall him drinking anything besides water, typically from a giant glass jar

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I'm sure I could find something if I went on a deep dive but I can't recall him drinking anything besides water, typically from a giant glass jar

hes had a latte in a to go cup several times. theres one clip of him doing a neti pot over his old latte.

i guarantee you he wont waste his time making his own coffee in the morning.

on a somewhat related note, i was in pvd for a week recently and the only halfway decent coffee shop was Bolt, everything else was starbucks tier and/or operated by trannies.

 

[An automatic clown]

I'm sure I could find something if I went on a deep dive but I can't recall him drinking anything besides water, typically from a giant glass jar

Sam goes to starbucks
Life of an influencer (Sam visits a faggy hipster coffee shop called Borealis in Riverside RI)
Sam Hyde Starbucks tricks

He usually does have the mason jar of water as well. Made famous by his call to Joel Bernstein

 

[Sicko Hunter]

What I think happened in regards to Sam going super shill mode as of late is after making 1.25 million from Fishtank he's just gotten greedy. He saw that his audience will pay big money and he wants to get more of it.

 

[apa gapa]

What I think happened in regards to Sam going super shill mode as of late is after making 1.25 million from Fishtank he's just gotten greedy. He saw that his audience will pay big money and he wants to get more of it.

Sam have some insane pay piggies, didn't some guy buy that 1 million dollar producer credit for a podcast that barely gets updated?

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller

me neither tbh
I'm having a hard time imagining him brewing anything, or cooking for that matter - if it's not in a disposable cup or doesn't come with nuggets, he ain't having it
he probably has a queer way of rationalising it, like Ricky Gervais with Pilkington regarding doing diy work on your home - "my time is worth more than a plumber's, so I'd be stupid to do my own plumbing" but applied to cooking; just high performance people things

 

[BlackKray ︻デ┳═ー]

joeyys a fat faggot but at least bicflame is semi talented with the cam. sam is still a retard tranny fucker but at least his song w christ dillinger is entertaining

 

[raisinlove]

I got the email from Sam today saying he actually drinks this. I don't believe him, Jet. We both know he goes to Starbucks every day or some faggot hipster coffee shop in Providence. No way he drinks this imported trash my androgynous feller

The roaster was recommended by the guys at Dash here in PVD. Worked with them for other projects, never let down. It’s good shit, not harsh like the shit the hipsters make at Bolt lol at that guy who says it’s good you’re paying for overpriced froo froo third wave shit at a froo froo hotel from losers from Cranston or Fall River who dropped out of umass Dartmouth or risd who hate you

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

The roaster was recommended by the guys at Dash here in PVD. Worked with them for other projects, never let down. It’s good shit, not harsh like the shit the hipsters make at Bolt lol at that guy who says it’s good you’re paying for overpriced froo froo third wave shit at a froo froo hotel from losers from Cranston or Fall River who dropped out of umass Dartmouth or risd who hate you

i made the jet impersonator mad lol. dash is in boston dumbass, try googling harder next time.

 

[raisinlove]

No??? Theyre on broadway

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

No??? Theyre on broadway

the dash bicycle shop?? lmfao so either youre an impersonator or the wigger crew is confirmed gay? beautiful.

 

[raisinlove]

It’s a coffee shop too on the left side retard lmao I swear you haters are bananas

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

It’s a coffee shop too on the left side retard lmao I swear you haters are bananas

oh shit no way, never saw that place when i was there, or when i was just googling for dash. i guess wigger crew are confirmed homos that go to literal san franciso bicycle repair coffee shops.