💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Chuck Enjoyer]

All I have gotten out of this...

She's going to make an 'example' out of Chris Lynch, his days are numbered.

Speaks to Null in German and says 'you know where WE come from', based 1488 waifu much?

She has a crush on Null.

Someone else is involved...

 

[Butthole Surfer]

The whole interview reminded me of Dani from the Idubbbz documentary. If this wasn't staged than there's a guardian angel looking after Sam.

 

[Leaded Gasoline]

the okcupid bit but a little louder in case it helps

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

It’s midnight in Germany. Of course she is fucked up. Couldnt have possibly picked a worse time ever to do this

this was planned WEEKS in advance you retard lmao

 

[Meth Until Death]

It’s midnight in Germany. Of course she is fucked up. Couldnt have possibly picked a worse time ever to do this

It's pretty normal to get off your chops on xannies at midnight? What an interesting life you lead

 

['Ole Dente]

I doubt Sam give enough of a fuck about Josh to gayop this whole thing. Isn't he busy with Fishtank 2 and MDE2 and his streams?

I agree. This is not a Sam thing. A Sam thing would have her lucidly explain some allegations but slyly throw in some nonsensical factoids about him or silly things that would happen.

Example: "So I met Sam in 2008 on OK Cupid, he saw some of my work and he contracted me to work on his art project "Testical Farm OS" which was going to be a new OS designed by him. I don't really know what the purpose of it was but he was very fixated on Testical Farm OS for the better part of the year."

Sam would do that. There is nothing funny about blowing a stream by having someone pretend to be a crackhead who says nothing.

 

[Zjierb]

It’s midnight in Germany. Of course she is fucked up. Couldnt have possibly picked a worse time ever to do this

If she had conflicts or it'd be late then she could've rescheduled.

 

[Chuck Enjoyer]

the okcupid bit but a little louder in case it helps
okcupid.ogg

I hear Jet but realistically why would he be in Germany? It makes no sense, I am leaning toward it just being some people with a personal vendetta.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Congrats Samuel!

 

[Cryptojew]

Here's a clip, you can definitely hear someone in the background.
1.mp4

Forgive me if I sound like a total fucking retard, but is it possible this guy slipped her drugs so she'd make a fool of herself on livestream? Everything about this is weird.

 

[Blitzsneed]

I doubt Sam give enough of a fuck about Josh to gayop this whole thing. Isn't he busy with Fishtank 2 and MDE2 and his streams?

>making about 5-15 posts per day
>comparing it to FT2 and WP2
This shit takes 10min-1h a day at maximum per day. And those posts were sporadic, it doesn't take a lot of time. Login, post shit for some minutes and if needed return tomorrow again.

 

[Sprate Header]

I agree. This is not a Sam thing. A Sam thing would have her lucidly explain some allegations but slyly throw in some nonsensical factoids about him or silly things that would happen.

Example: "So I met Sam in 2008 on OK Cupid, he saw some of my work and he contracted me to work on his art project "Testical Farm OS" which was going to be a new OS designed by him. I don't really know what the purpose of it was but he was very fixated on Testical Farm OS for the better part of the year."

Sam would do that. There is nothing funny about blowing a stream by having someone pretend to be a crackhead who says nothing.

idk man, "accuser shows up high on shrooms with someone trying and failing to secretly feed her lines in the background" sounds like a perfect fit for a "Gaslighting Kiwi Farms" document

 

[lurkerplsdontcancelme]

It’s midnight in Germany. Of course she is fucked up. Couldnt have possibly picked a worse time ever to do this

"Btw I think even Null is convinced you are me or "my friend" lol. It's not hard to tell from other threads there's a ton of people that hate on Sam."
- samhydepedo on dingdongdi's profile
null's assumption makes sense with this cope you're doing

 

[The Great Deliverer]

It’s midnight in Germany. Of course she is fucked up. Couldnt have possibly picked a worse time ever to do this

This was her best chance at telling her story about sam,while everyone else ignores and just act like nothing happened and now any credibility she had is gone and if the allegations were true the victims will never get justice.

 

[W00K #17]

Can't wait til josh posts the receipts she sent him and it's an obvious shop.

 

[janny state defector]

It’s midnight in Germany. Of course she is fucked up. Couldnt have possibly picked a worse time ever to do this

Why are so dead set on relieving this person of any accountability? It's everyone's fault but hers that she showed up to a stream set up to specifically vindicate her completely fucking zonked off her ass, apparently. Have you considered that maybe she's just a druggy retard and this is her own fault?

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

You can never trust a drug addict.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

I hear Jet but realistically why would he be in Germany? It makes no sense, I am leaning toward it just being some people with a personal vendetta.

The sad fact is there's a lot of people out there boyo and especially over the phone voices just sound similar

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

It’s midnight in Germany. Of course she is fucked up. Couldnt have possibly picked a worse time ever to do this

She's not in Germany you stupid mong. That would put her and Josh in the same time zone.

 

['Ole Dente]

idk man, "accuser shows up high on shrooms with someone trying and failing to secretly feed her lines in the background" sounds like a perfect fit for a "Gaslighting Kiwi Farms" document

Would it not be a little more complicated than that? Because Sam's not a stupid guy. He knows that any interview wouldn't get very far if the interviewee literally can't communicate.