🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[SpaceAce]

Russ is right, he IS an inspiration!
Legal kiwis, I need your help! Someone roughly bumped me on the train yesterday and didn't say sorry. How can I use this to get millions out of beloved action star Bruce Willis?

 

[Deadpool]

Now, by 'advancements' do you mean "Help me!" or "Hey, sis, you have nice tits; lets fuck!"?

Probably a little of column A, and a little of column B.

 

[Coin Ops]

From page 11: "Greer burned bridges with his college paralegal program director who gave Greer an ultimatum to choose between flattering a celebrity or being a legal professional."

I enjoy these moments when he admits he fucked up his life despite those around him telling him not to.

 

[CWCissey]

I enjoy these moments when he admits he fucked up his life despite those around him telling him not to

That should be the motto of this thread.

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ reminiscing again

 

[Barbarella]

His Facebook post still has him happy and dancing and singing at work.

Go get your mail, Greer.

 

[CWCissey]

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No Russ, friends that don't call out your ridiculous beliefs are not worth having.

Lord knows you have plenty of them!

 

[Drool Fool]

My question is if Russ is at a gym, working out to look good for Taylor swift, why the fuck is he wearing a suit??? Does he like to work out in it??

I always gave him the benefit of the doubt that his pictures wearing button ups and khakis at the gym were post workout/shower. It’s pretty clear from that picture he is actively working out in them. Everything he does is the more autistic than the last.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I always gave him the benefit of the doubt that his pictures wearing button ups and khakis at the gym were post workout/shower. It’s pretty clear from that picture he is actively working out in them. Everything he does is the more autistic than the last.

He thinks it makes him look more classy and refined than the common rabble when in reality it makes him look like an out touch loon, which he is, so I guess he's consistent.

 

[The Great Citracett]

That washed-up kid from The Rocker trooned out, and Russ doesn't care. Or maybe he does. Who knows.

 

[CWCissey]

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That washed-up kid from The Rocker trooned out, and Russ doesn't care. Or maybe he does. Who knows.

Some very rusty and creaky cogs are a-turning in that tightening, gourd shaped noggin of his.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Jesus Christ he's really just paying to use the US court system as his LiveJournal.

 

[Aquinas]

Who is this alt-left nigger, and what does he want with queen taydolf

 

[Viridian]

Another tidbit from Russhole's autistic screed that I find particularly amusing:

Tsk tsk Russhole, you're telling a fib again! The demand for a date may not have been explicitly outlined in the small claims suit (though it may have been; I don't think we've ever had access to a copy of whatever he filed in small claims court), but Russhole made it explicitly clear in many, many postings on Facebook that he'd drop his various lawsuits (small claims and federal) if Taylor Swift went on a date with him. Here's several of them for reference:

Spoiler

No collection of such posts would be complete without the infamous footsie post!

Then there's the fact he constantly described his harassment stalking obsessing over attempts to show Taylor Swift what a Nice Guy he thinks he is as "wooing".

And let's not forget how the phrasing he used to describe Tay-Tay's agents not passing on his "gift" song was "cock blocking him":

Not exactly the phrasing one uses for someone who just wants a celebrity to accept a gift from them. Makes it pretty obvious what he actually wanted.

And finally, who could forget the tantrum Russhole threw when he found out Taylor Swift was dating someone:

Hmm... I wonder how the news media, Skordas, the judges in all his lawsuits, AND us "mentally ill trolls" got the impression that he was suing Taylor Swift to coerce her into going on a date with him?


Bonus: Here's Russhole wishing Tay-Tay's mom had died of cancer because Tay-Tay wouldn't go on a date with him!

Also, as far as him claiming it was Taylor Swift who set the damn dirty mentally ill trolls on Russhole and ruined his life? Yeah, turns out back in 2017 he said some guy named Corey Huntley is the one who initiated all the alleged harassment Russhole has received. It looks like that's someone he knew from his hometown in Wyoming. No mention of it being Tay-Tay's fault at all, despite him threatening to file his first federal lawsuit against her during the same time period. So there's another lie for the pile:

ETA: Another image and fixing a broken link.

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah, turns out back in 2017 he said some guy named Corey Huntley is the one who initiated all the alleged harassment Russhole has received.

Russhole has his own Mimms and Lucas!

 

[Htom Sirveaux]

If this Taylor Swift lawsuit doesn't pan out, hopefully Russ has a claim against Matt Damon for publicly misrepresenting Evanston, Wyoming as a nice place to visit. We can only guess how many innocent victims went there looking for safety and comfort after reading his statement, only to be overwhelmed by mentally ill trolls. Celebrities need to be held responsible for their misrepresentations and subtle invitations.

 

[Barbarella]

But....those are all accidental misstatements that Greer corrected by deleting them, you should know that! You dirty trolls are just being vicariously libelous, and adding to his plights!

Reading his legal manifesto was amusing for many reasons, but in part for how he tried to sound all legal and proper at the beginning, and then quickly degenerated into sperging about muh plights, a word he actually used. Expecting a two page document and getting a 91 page, rage-filled proclamation must have made the day of everybody who saw it, not only the judge, but the secretaries, the mail clerks and the cleaning crew, whether they’d heard of Greer or not.

I’d give a lot to be there when he gets the simple and proper legal document from Taylor’s actual lawyers.

The lawyer who does the podcast, Rickieta (?) law...he’ll be live tomorrow, yes? Does anybody know what time, PDST? I may be able to listen live after all.

 

[DONGS.EXE]

Another tidbit from Russhole's autistic screed that I find particularly amusing:

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Tsk tsk Russhole, you're telling a fib again! The demand for a date may not have been explicitly outlined in the small claims suit (though it may have been; I don't think we've ever had access to a copy of whatever he filed in small claims court), but Russhole made it explicitly clear in many, many postings on Facebook that he'd drop his various lawsuits (small claims and federal) if Taylor Swift went on a date with him. Here's several of them for reference:

Spoiler

No collection of such posts would be complete without the infamous footsie post!

Then there's the fact he constantly described his harassment stalking obsessing over attempts to show Taylor Swift what a Nice Guy he thinks he is as "wooing".

And let's not forget how the phrasing he used to describe Tay-Tay's agents not passing on his "gift" song was "cock blocking him":

Not exactly the phrasing one uses for someone who just wants a celebrity to accept a gift from them. Makes it pretty obvious what he actually wanted.

And finally, who could forget the tantrum Russhole threw when he found out Taylor Swift was dating someone:

Hmm... I wonder how the news media, Skordas, the judges in all his lawsuits, AND us "mentally ill trolls" got the impression that he was suing Taylor Swift to coerce her into going on a date with him?


Bonus: Here's Russhole wishing Tay-Tay's mom had died of cancer because Tay-Tay wouldn't go on a date with him!

Also, as far as him claiming it was Taylor Swift who set the damn dirty mentally ill trolls on Russhole and ruined his life? Yeah, turns out back in 2017 he said some guy named Corey Huntley is the one who initiated all the alleged harassment Russhole has received. It looks like that's someone he knew from his hometown in Wyoming. No mention of it being Tay-Tay's fault at all, despite him threatening to file his first federal lawsuit against her during the same time period. So there's another lie for the pile:

ETA: Another image and fixing a broken link.

I think we need to make a standing rule that every 100 pages of this thread, these truly amazing posts, his better instagram perving, and just the top moments of his Reeeeing should be posted for posterity. Hard to locate gems like this in a 1000+ page thread. Would hate they become lost in the system when somebody Googles him.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I think we need to make a standing rule that every 100 pages of this thread, these truly amazing posts, his better instagram perving, and just the top moments of his Reeeeing should be posted for posterity. Hard to locate gems like this in a 1000+ page thread. Would hate they become lost in the system when somebody Googles him.

His chimpout against Taylor Swift's mom cannot be posted often enough.

 

[Viridian]

I think we need to make a standing rule that every 100 pages of this thread, these truly amazing posts, his better instagram perving, and just the top moments of his Reeeeing should be posted for posterity. Hard to locate gems like this in a 1000+ page thread. Would hate they become lost in the system when somebody Googles him.

Yeah, I've been thinking about that. I'm going to go through the thread from the beginning and start working on an 'image masterlist' post, breaking the screencaps down by topic (Taylor Swift sperging, Ariana Grande sperging, family sperging, eviction sperging etc.). Maybe when I'm done we can get the post linked in the OP so people can jump right to it rather than scrolling through 1,000+ pages of Russhole's :autism: to find everything.