🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Umaibae]

The brilliant legal mind apparently doesn't know how to properly use footnotes

 

[Steverambo]

This guy is just more evidence for my theory that anyone with the name Russell, especially those who go by Russ, are creeps, weirdos, and probable sexual deviants.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Oh my god 91 pages of pure sperging to add to my reading list...

Just a question for the legal Kiwis. Leaving aside Russ being Russ and the fact that the case has no merit at all, how long would be reasonable for a document for a similar case?

 

[AmpleApricots]

I would reject the notion that Russ has no talent. He is great at making an idiot out of himself. Seriously, he's like- the Michael Jackson of it. Every time you have the feeling maybe that's it and he's a bit stale now, he somehow manages to up the ante. It's amazing. This couldn't have come at a better time either as his usual feeling #blessed/3edgy5me facebooking started to get a bit tiresome.

His ~90 page legal magnum opus is also the perfect example of somebody stupid trying to sound smart. He's trying to use words that are too big for him. Him "slipping up" and using much simpler language in very inappropriate places makes it all the funnier. That all being said- this all is a bit disjointed, poorly-worded and chaotic even for him. Either his mental state got worse (this thing is obviously eating him up) or he rushed to write it because he didn't think he'd win by default but needed a protracted legal battle to get him his penis sucked millions. (Remember, Russ genuinely believes he has a case)

I'm not sure he'll ever let Taytay go, this is bound to go more insane when this invariably gets laughed out of court. It's his white whale. He's obviously not willing to let it go and I don't think he will, barring something big happening in his life that'll turn it upside down.

 

[Taraxacum]

For the legal Kiwis, now that he has submitted that and people who actually know the law have responded, how long generally until its thrown out?

This is federal court, so he had 90 days from when he filed to serve tay-tay, otherwise the court should usually dismiss. My guess is that whenever the judge gets around to this motion, the motion for default judgment will be denied and the court will proactively dismiss the case for failure to state a claim. Or rather, whenever the judge's/court's law clerk gets around to it...the judge probably isn't going to read the documents personally.

Just a question for the legal Kiwis. Leaving aside Russ being Russ and the fact that the case has no merit at all, how long would be reasonable for a document for a similar case?

It could be done in one page. Maybe two if you count attaching the affidavit of the process server. To be fair though, before granting a motion for default judgment, federal courts will still usually look to make sure that the complaint is legally sufficient, particularly with a pro se so if you're advancing a novel theory or something like that you might include some argument, but we're talking maybe three or four pages max, nothing like this.

 

[Fag Smut]

I read this again and it’s even better the second time. It’s so densely embedded with layer upon layer of pure medical-grade delusion that it’s like an autistic lasagna. Delicious.

I’m going to have this thing printed and bound and leave it on my coffee table.

All I can think about is how this reads to the person who’s never encountered Russ. The people who had this fall in their laps on a Friday afternoon. The judge’s clerk(s), the associates at both the served law firm and the responding law firm — to see their faces as they read this, after expecting the standard / vanilla procedural motion for default judgment, instead provisioned with an unhinged manifesto documenting in detail every perceived slight against the world’s most fragile boy and how it is all the legal liability of a pop starlet who failed to disclaim “WARNING: TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT SUBTLY INVITING YOU TO “WOO” HER WITH SHITTY GIFTS AND IS NOT LEGALLY OBLIGED TO ACCEPT SUCH SHITTY GIFTS OR RESPOND POSITIVELY TO ROMANTIC ADVANCES FROM DIMWITTED AND UNEMPLOYED HOBBITS”

I also want to note, one of his claims, which he has never alleged prior, is that Taylor is responsible for his fractured relationship with his birth family.

In actuality, his birth family cut communications before the Taylor Swift fiasco — back when he was only suing small fry hookers and reality TV starlets. He reached out to his mother and sister, and even met his mother in person, but his repeated advancements — specifically to his sister — were so invasive and troubling (to borrow a quote from Skordas) that his sister and rest of his birth family ceased all communication.

In fact, that is the very incident that most Russtorians believe sparked his pursuits of AGT and Taylor Swift. Russ’ sister lives in West Hollywood and works in the entertainment industry. Russ’ celebrity pursuits are expressly for the purpose of reconnecting with his sister.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Russ vaguebooking for attention.

 

[Banh Xeo]

I havent been keeping up with Russ for a while. Now he's suing Tay-Tay?

He's going through female celebrities like tissues, except none of the celebrities know he exist.

And even if they did, they sure wouldnt want to date him.

Never change Russel

Stay a while, and listen!
following a cow is like investing. You spend some time reading and researching about cows you think will "do well," and in the end, if you picked the right one, you are rewarded with lols.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

In fact, that is the very incident that most Russtorians believe sparked his pursuits of AGT and Taylor Swift. Russ’ sister lives in West Hollywood and works in the entertainment industry. Russ’ celebrity pursuits are expressly for the purpose of reconnecting with his sister.

See this almost makes me feel sorry for ol’ Russ. Almost. Until you remember all the stuff he has said and done and figure he probably wants to spite her, rather than reconnect with her. It’s more about getting one up over his birth family. The ironic thing is he’s only hurting himself and his adoptive family, the poor souls who took him in and gave him a decent start in life.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

he has the bizarre fantasy the legal system, if manipulated the right way, will force people to do as he wants

This is pretty much what the courts see when they look at his lawsuits. Well it's what everyone sees. He isn't slick or clever or a genius. The guys who do use the law to bully people usually either know the details of their local laws really well or know their victim doesn't have the time and money to drag something like that through court. Russ is wrong on both counts.

He can't sue Taylor into a date, he can't sue his way to fame (good fame at least), he can't sue his sister into speaking to him, he can't sue hookers into fucking him for free, he can't sue Utah into giving him a free brothel and a stable of bitches, he can't sue Null into us not documenting him, he can't sue God for his life being such a shitpile of failure. But damn it's fun to watch him reeeee and fail the entire way as he tries.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Yuck. Look at how dirty his sleeve cuffs are.

My question is if Russ is at a gym, working out to look good for Taylor swift, why the fuck is he wearing a suit??? Does he like to work out in it??

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

The fact that this guy is a constant fount of insanity is making it so I can't catch up on this thread. I'm still a year back in his antics, but at least I know he's finally suing her. Now I just need to find out if his book came out.

 

[AnOminous]

We can check out any time we like, but we can never leave.

Just noticed this.

So which accounts were Russ sock puppets? I missed that.

It could be done in one page. Maybe two if you count attaching the affidavit of the process server. To be fair though, before granting a motion for default judgment, federal courts will still usually look to make sure that the complaint is legally sufficient, particularly with a pro se so if you're advancing a novel theory or something like that you might include some argument, but we're talking maybe three or four pages max, nothing like this.

The court has no jurisdiction to rule on the merits if no defendant has even been served.

 

[Cosmos]

Even if Greer could sue NULL, the site owner doesn't have the monetary value to compensate for the harms Greer has suffered.

I love this. Both because he’s calling Null and Kiwi Farms poor and unsuccessful, and because you just know that the compensation Russ feels he’s entitled to is probably like $300 million.

I wonder how many people are following Russell’s shenanigans. A lot of people lurk without posting and between us and Reddit, this guy has to have a huge audience all laughing at his “brilliant misunderstood mind.”

The sheer size of this thread is a testament to how infamous Russ is now. Russ has dug his own grave with his own shitty behavior, a fact he’s willfully blind to. He’d rather believe that he’s a victim than to acknowledge that most of his problems are his own fault.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Jokes on you Russ, even if you did sue Null, you can’t pay for hoes with tendies and stinky linkys

 

[AllSticky]

Watching porn at work on my work phone? Slander! I don't watch -- erm... I mean it wasn't a work phone.

 

[lamp shade]

See this almost makes me feel sorry for ol’ Russ. Almost. Until you remember all the stuff he has said and done and figure he probably wants to spite her, rather than reconnect with her. It’s more about getting one up over his birth family. The ironic thing is he’s only hurting himself and his adoptive family, the poor souls who took him in and gave him a decent start in life.

Yes, it’s easy to think “poor Russ” if you just look at the surface and think he’s just messed up because of his birth family. In reality, it’s nothing to do with his feelings of betrayal or abandonment. He feels entitled to their attention and time. He can’t stand the idea that they chose not to communicate with him, so he wants to spite them. He thinks if he gets famous they’ll come crawling back and he can gloat about how great he is and how they missed out. Same with Taylor Swift. I have no doubt that he’s played out this exact fantasy in his deformed, tightening head 1,000 times.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

I read this again and it’s even better the second time. It’s so densely embedded with layer upon layer of pure medical-grade delusion that it’s like an autistic lasagna. Delicious.

I’m going to have this thing printed and bound and leave it on my coffee table.

All I can think about is how this reads to the person who’s never encountered Russ. The people who had this fall in their laps on a Friday afternoon. The judge’s clerk(s), the associates at both the served law firm and the responding law firm — to see their faces as they read this, after expecting the standard / vanilla procedural motion for default judgment, instead provisioned with an unhinged manifesto documenting in detail every perceived slight against the world’s most fragile boy and how it is all the legal liability of a pop starlet who failed to disclaim “WARNING: TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT SUBTLY INVITING YOU TO “WOO” HER WITH SHITTY GIFTS AND IS NOT LEGALLY OBLIGED TO ACCEPT SUCH SHITTY GIFTS OR RESPOND POSITIVELY TO ROMANTIC ADVANCES FROM DIMWITTED AND UNEMPLOYED HOBBITS”

I also want to note, one of his claims, which he has never alleged prior, is that Taylor is responsible for his fractured relationship with his birth family.

In actuality, his birth family cut communications before the Taylor Swift fiasco — back when he was only suing small fry hookers and reality TV starlets. He reached out to his mother and sister, and even met his mother in person, but his repeated advancements — specifically to his sister — were so invasive and troubling (to borrow a quote from Skordas) that his sister and rest of his birth family ceased all communication.

In fact, that is the very incident that most Russtorians believe sparked his pursuits of AGT and Taylor Swift. Russ’ sister lives in West Hollywood and works in the entertainment industry. Russ’ celebrity pursuits are expressly for the purpose of reconnecting with his sister.

Remembering also that Russ actually threatened to sue his sister unless she agreed to communicate with him and have a relationship with him.

As you say, all the Taylor stalking business started after the contact with his birth family broke down.

 

[Walking Clock]

I wouldn't even make Russell Greer my Head Bee Guy after reading that madness.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

In actuality, his birth family cut communications before the Taylor Swift fiasco — back when he was only suing small fry hookers and reality TV starlets. He reached out to his mother and sister, and even met his mother in person, but his repeated advancements — specifically to his sister — were so invasive and troubling (to borrow a quote from Skordas) that his sister and rest of his birth family ceased all communication.

Now, by 'advancements' do you mean "Help me!" or "Hey, sis, you have nice tits; lets fuck!"?