Running the Table

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Wildchild wins by default, because I would have won if my posts didn't keep getting deleted when I tried to A-log.
 
What the motherfucking fuck happened to the table run thread?

Virgin: Reads a post and carefully weighs the proper rating to give it, balanced against their personal feelings about the poster and their reputation within the community.
Chad: Uses random number generator to decide what each post should be rated. Ignores it and neg rates everyone anyway.

Table run?

This is definitely on the charts.
 
Yeah, I dunno.
After the presentation, I went back to the hotel and jacked off into the Dyson airblade. The hotel didn’t *really* have a billing code for the way they had to clean up, I spread aerosolized jizz all over the handicapped bathroom, but it’s definitely $500 and the travel agent is pissed our firm is banned from Doubletree.
I’m sorry, but you know how I feel about seeing Wilford Brimley moustaches. Just...a sexual frenzy is ignited inside me.

Ask my therapist, they’ll tell you I have a problem.
 
What happened to the bigger table running thread?

This post seems to have done it.
Yeah, that one really seems to have set people off in every direction. I was certain that some people would dislike it but I think a lot of them just didn't get the sarcasm.

I'm also pretty sure the Late, Off-Topic and Horrifying ones in particular were just given to get me that table run, I don't have any other explanation for them.
 
My post in the 'Hillary is Going To Win in 2020' thread just needs Late and Dislike, I think. It'll be my first.
 
Yeah I wish you could sort out activity/posts by ratings given or something. Probably never gonna happen now that Dear Feeder is pro Total Ratings Death, but would be neat.
I think you could do that years ago. So much has changed with the sticker system due to retards crying about it constantly.
 
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