Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

Because kings kind of outrank queens and the idea that some foreigner could marry their rightful sovereign Queen and therefore become King of England upset a lot of people so they passed a law saying he's not actually the King king he's just the Queen's husband. Goes back to Alfred and Victoria.
He wasn't just any old foreigner, he was the heir to both the Danish and Greek thrones. He gave up his Royal titles when he married Liz because in theory that would otherwise have made us subjects of Denmark. They then made him a "Prince" when people objected to him just being a commoner when he was also a war hero who fled his Nazi-supporting family to serve in the Royal Navy. He was involved in sinking the Bismarck, which was ironically named after one of his own relatives.

Tony Blair then made Diana a "Princess" after she divorced Prince Charles because she bravely joined the Royal Navy and blew up German Battleships oh no wait I got confused, all she did was have sex with brown people and flutter her eyelashes in a minefield.
 
King Edward met and praised Hitler. I think Rowling may be the worse of the two.
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King Edward met and praised Hitler. I think Rowling may be the worse of the two.
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Nuh-uh, Hitler only killed 6 million Jews, that's nothing compared to the tranny genocide of eleventy gorillion dainty ladies, each of which JK Rowling personally beat to death with a copy of the Half-Blood Prince.
 
Tbf when reading the happening title I DID assume queen elizabeth had resurrected, the possibility of 'the queen' referring to camilla didnt even reach my mind
I swear I've never once seen her referred to as a queen. It's like they decided to call her the queen in this one social media post for the first and only time ever just to maximize the troon salt harvest.
 
My gut reaction to this was "Isnt the queen dead? Did jk die?"

I forgot that the queen a title and not liz's nickname lmao. But wait, is she actually the queen? Isn't she just the royal consort?
 
I swear I've never once seen her referred to as a queen. It's like they decided to call her the queen in this one social media post for the first and only time ever just to maximize the troon salt harvest.
Every time I see anyone mention "The Queen" I forget it's Camilla. She'll always be the horse-faced floozy Charles preferred over one of the most beautiful women in the world. This is a man who thinks he can critique the aesthetics of paintings and buildings.

Back when he was still married to Diana, a HAM radio operator intercepted a booty call between him and Camilla, which is the least sexy thing you will ever witness. Seriously, I have been in more arousing Health and Safety meetings:

CAMILLA: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a Sunday night without you.

CHARLES: Oh, God.

CAMILLA: It's like that programme Start The Week. I can't start the week without you.

CHARLES: I fill up your tank!

CAMILLA: Yes, you do.

CHARLES: Then you can cope.

CAMILLA: Then I'm all right.

CHARLES: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.

CAMILLA: Mmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.

CHARLES: Oh, God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!

CAMILLA (laughing): What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers.

CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

CHARLES: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.

CAMILLA (laughing): Oh darling!

CHARLES: Until the next one comes through.

CAMILLA: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box.

CHARLES: What sort of box?

CAMILLA: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.

CHARLES: That's true.

CAMILLA: Repeating yourself . . . (laughing). Oh, darling, oh I just want you now.

CHARLES: Do you?

CAMILLA: Mmm.

CHARLES: So do I.

Now you have to imagine these two actually fucking.
 
I was very confused for a moment that J.K. had somehow performed necromancy until I remembered that since the UK now has a King so his wife is a Queen and not a Princess-Consort.
same, I've become so disconnected from the UK royalty that for a moment I thought this was either some ancient unearthed news that wasn't known to the public before or that Charles died and a new cunt was crowned, the idea of an actual wife of a ruling king completely eluded me
 
British propaganda post to make me love the royal family. Working somewhat…
I swear to God, trannies have been kept around for the sole purpose to be thrown under the bus for good PR. Are you going to tell me that they are ok with half a million rapes but somehow not about men entering the woman's bathroom?

I just don't believe it anymore and I hate trannies.
 

Their constant public tantrums about why EVERYTHING has to relate to their pp feeling good if they wear a dress and thus how society needs to revolve around it or their pp might not feel good is a TERF's best weapon

"Here's a nice picture of the queen and a children's author discussing improving childhood literacy"

"ERRRRMMMM DONT YOU KNOW SHE SAID TROONS CANT WANK THEIR GIRL COCKS IN WOMENS BATHROOMS?"

Honestly sunlight has been the best tranny disinfectant and it always will be

Can you imagine if they posted a picture of her opening a new railway line and the comments were full of train autists screaming about how they can't wank off to the beautiful trains with all these passengers in the way? And yet even train autists have more social awareness than your average bloke in a dress
 
Andrew should sign up to be the LGBTQIAPP advocate.
The meltdown that would result if they got a monkeypaw wish and prince andrew ended up becoming the royal patron for some sketchy troon hospital that soon after got exposed for noncery and manipulating kids into trooning out would be full on chernobyl tier. They would never hear the end of that one

Spunt dijo:
Now you have to imagine these two actually fucking
Why do I get the feeling that somehow has alot to do with that 'at least speak english english' scene in goldmember being a thing
 
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