Roofing Companies Giving Away Based Shit.

I'm really liking this trend:

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Oh lawd. I love it. Too bad my parents didn't get this guy to do THEIR roof.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd hire this fucker. He is obviously incredibly competent at catching cans of beer, bottles of whiskey, and guns thrown at him. I doubt he'd fall off a roof even if he was chugging from a fifth of Jim Beam and randomly shooting an AR-15 at the sky.

 

[RI 360]

I'd do him tbh.

 

[Coldgrip]

I'd hire this fucker. He is obviously incredibly competent at catching cans of beer, bottles of whiskey, and guns thrown at him. I doubt he'd fall off a roof even if he was chugging from a fifth of Jim Beam and randomly shooting an AR-15 at the sky.

Hiring a roofer that isn't drunk and armed just seems un-American to me tbh.