Roman Stone Kiwifarms

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

I tried tying flat weights to the bottom of my keyboard, I wanted to create a >30lb keyboard, so that I could hold it like a roman slab or a stone chiseling, a tablet of scripture while I type with one hand on the kiwifarms.

It did not go over so well, turns out when you have a really heavy keyboard, if you drop it the keys become projectiles and it bends your aluminum keyboard slightly making it harder to put the keys back on.

I think I might be onto something though. If I spend >4 hours a day on a desktop computer at a desk— would a heavy keyboard be a good idea?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

You will drop it on your foot or break something eventually given that much time spent around it.

Sadly i can think of no solution to sedentary habits other than breaking them

 

[Chongqing]

What's the benefit? Are you saying you would lift it?

 

[Freezard]

Romans used reusable wax tablets for record keeping, they didn't haul around big stones like Moses coming down to see people worshipping a cow like Indians.

 

[Asian tech support]

 

[Benzo Samurai]

lol based